Song Parodies -> Seven Deadly Sins

Original Song Title:

"Seven Nation Army"

Original Performer:

The White Stripes

  
Parody Song Title:

"Seven Deadly Sins"

Parody Written by:

Elgin Edward Suiter

I'm gonna f--k 'em all,
A healthy dose of "clap" couldn't hold me back;
I'm gonna rip 'em off,
Stealing their time right behind their backs;
If I catch or caught you down the way, you know you must repent;
That's not what you want to hear just because it's Lent;

And the message coming from the top says, "Give 'em the slip..."

Don't wanna hear about it,
Just because your ego says, "I'm better than you";
"You oughta quit that school",
"Forget about your rights and play by our rules",
And if I catch you trying to make a break, we're gonna dump on you,
And that ain't what you want to hear, but that is what we'll do...

And the feeling coming from my soul says, "I'm alone..."

I'm gonna go to work,
Ac-cumu-late true wealth out on my own,
I'm gonna go to Church,
And stay away from "creeps" who spend time on cell phones;
But I'm wheelin', and I'm dealin', and I'm stealin' right before my Lord,
'Cause that is just the way it is when you're the Chair of the Board,

And the feeling coming from my loins says, "She's the one..."


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