I'm gonna pee on all
and take a crap on every single human I find
I have a good reason
why i'm gonna torture humanity this way
when i was only 6 years old
my father did something
he took a pee and crap on me and i shall say no more
and pritty soon it wasn't just him it was my mom too

I'm gonna do it now
just bought about 1000 pounds of laxitives
nothing can stop me now
a seven nation army couldn't hold me back
now i'm peeing and i'm peeing and i'm peeing
on my ex-girlfrind
and the screams coming from her mouth says my work here's done

25 years later
my mission is slowly coming to an end
only one more guy
to poo on and that is the president
i tried it once, tried it twice on the 3rd they shot at me
now my life is coming to an end so i shall crap no more
but now that i am moving on i can poo and pee there!