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Song Parodies -> "Salvation Army"

Original Song Title:

"Seven Nation Army"

Original Performer:

The White Stripes

Parody Song Title:

"Salvation Army"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

I'm gonna buy some clothes
The Salvation Army put the clothes on my back
And if I don't like it
I've got no problem putting it back
And people think that it is a fright
Because they're not brand new
When I wear those clothes, people go crazy
Like they're in a zoo
And the sign they see in there eyes
Says leave it alone

Don't wanna hear about it
Everyone is looking like I tripped and fell
Don't want you to sneer about it
If you do, I'll tell you to burn in hell
And if I catch you coming back my way
I'm gonna tell that to you
I know that's not what you wanna hear
But that's what I'll do
And the words coming from my mouth
Say to go back home

I'll go back to the place
Just so I can thank the clerk a little more
I'm gonna tell the guy
Thank the man that he works at the store
Cause if there wasn't anyone right there, I would have no clothes
This place is the best, and you can tell it shows
And no money in my pocket means
I will go back home

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 2.9
Overall Rating: 3.1

Total Votes: 12

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 5   3

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Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - December 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Meh. Not bad, but pacing was a bit off and there weren't any jokes.

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