(INTRO)

George is an idiot
The US army is smoking crack
They're gonna bomb Saddam
Taking their time sittin' in their shacks
And their talking to themselfs all night
Because they idiots
Playing ping pong in their minds
Behind army lines
ANd the message coming from saddam
says leave me alone



Canada is talking 'bout it
every single one says george's goin' to hell
and they all know about it
from the twin towers and when they fell
and if they catch you smugling beer
they'll drink it probably with you
and that ain't what you want to hear
they'll drink it with you
'cause those americans all their homes
have lawn gnomes

(SOLO)


if them and russia
teamed up they could nuke until there was no more
but instead they fight
make the russian people go into war
so their bleedin' and their bleedin' and their bleedin'
on their new uniforms
all the nukes are gonna kill me and i will think no more
and the blood stains on my shirt
tell me wash this now