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Song Parodies -> "Egg And Bacon Omelette"
Original Song Title:
"Seven Nation Army"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The White Stripes
Parody Song Title:
"Egg And Bacon Omelette"
Parody Written by:
Ethan Mawyer
The Lyrics
Yesterday ( august 28)we had the second annual cross country pasta eating contest. I had two bowls and was pretty full. About 90 minutes later, everyone was finally finished eating with a tie for winner and 5 and a half bowls. They wouldn't stand a chance against the guy in this song
I'm gonna eat a lot
An egg and bacon omelette's going on my plate
I'm gonna heed it not -
Doctors advice that I should lose weight
And I'm scarfin' down each single bite because I lack control
My doctor says that I should eat from salad bowls
And the message I send to that guy is leave me alone
Ain't goin' near the salad
I'm beginning lunch with a 40 inch sub
To you I'll show my talent
When you see me eatin' several pounds of grub
And then I mash it with my gastric juice -
I'm sure that you know the rest
And I can drink a lot of beer
If that's your request
'Til it seems it is the time to close and I go home
I'm going to NYC
Where from my gluttony I can win stuff
It is a certainty
Straight through my lips franks will be stuffed
I'll be eatin' and then eatin' and then eatin'
Will it be enough?
I have heard that some will eat quickly
And that will make it tough
So I'll take four hot dogs at once, and then eat them whole
An egg and bacon omelette's going on my plate
I'm gonna heed it not -
Doctors advice that I should lose weight
And I'm scarfin' down each single bite because I lack control
My doctor says that I should eat from salad bowls
And the message I send to that guy is leave me alone
Ain't goin' near the salad
I'm beginning lunch with a 40 inch sub
To you I'll show my talent
When you see me eatin' several pounds of grub
And then I mash it with my gastric juice -
I'm sure that you know the rest
And I can drink a lot of beer
If that's your request
'Til it seems it is the time to close and I go home
I'm going to NYC
Where from my gluttony I can win stuff
It is a certainty
Straight through my lips franks will be stuffed
I'll be eatin' and then eatin' and then eatin'
Will it be enough?
I have heard that some will eat quickly
And that will make it tough
So I'll take four hot dogs at once, and then eat them whole
and he's going for biscuits...
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I thought of a couple of things afterr i submitted it that would make this better. First instead of " an egg and bacon omelette" it would be "my second bacon omelette" and in the last verse the first line should end with bucks instead of stuff
It's good, don't sweat it, Man.
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