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Song Parodies -> "Broke Back Batman"

Original Song Title:

"Back Broke"

Original Performer:

The Swell Season

Parody Song Title:

"Broke Back Batman"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Remember when Bane lived in infamy in 1993?
Batman you're wheeling
Saw your tear
From the pain
Saw your fear
Your pride seared
From your bane

Broken and tearing
It's your tear
It's your fear
From the pain

You spend time to lament
Let go of that hope
Your back must go unbent
There's no time to mope

Batman, you are kneeling
Feel the pain
Feel the bane
You can't fight Bane

Your back
It's on a tight rope
There's no time to lament
There's no time to mope
You must stop Bane's event
Push him to the ropes

Batman, stop dying
End your fear
End your fear
And harden
If all the Batman related parodies about a smug POS coward shooting up the theater, hopefully a slight change of pace and remedy the parody sight for just a bit.

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 14

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Rob Arndt - July 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Max, since no one had the guts to write about the "Dark Knight Massacre" but me, then your closing remarks are not appreciated. My parodies covered a range of the tragedy from the HEROES to the villain and the MAIN TRAGEDY of what happened on 6/20. And BEFORE that even happened I ALREADY DID 2 Bane comic parodies as well as a multitude of Batman and other SUPERHERO parodies- 98 of them total! I am surprised by your comments b/c whenever this site 1-bombs you (equivalent to cyberbullying), I have given you 555s and asked you to keep writing. So this is my payback for helping you???
Max Power - July 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Nothing against the parodies but I felt that people might thought of the shooting whenever they think of Batman because of the nasty incident. With that, I figured a slight change of pace would be needed. Sorry if you took it personally, just didn't want the people to forget what Batman was about. Granted no one should forget the shooting however.
Rob Arndt - July 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Sorry Max, on the edge lately. I KNEW that people might 1-bomb me or get mad at the parodies, but that's shooting the messenger mentality. All the high number vets have written about various tragedies as part of the news material used, so I thought "What makes this any different? Really?" Tragedies like this take place all over the world everyday. In Syria alone around 100+ people will be slaughtered today in viscious Govt vs Rebel fighting. Peopel are butchered in Africa daily and in the ME. Domestic terrorism is nothing new either. So I took my chances and MOST of the parodies got good ratings. I am done now but more things WILL come up as we live in a fallen world in the end times. But I still support you and gave you a 555 today on both parodies :)
Meriadoc - July 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Now with a title like Brokeback Batman, I was expecting this to be about Batman and Robin in a tent... ;)
Max Power - July 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Meriadoc - To be fair, we all have suspicions when it comes to those two. I mean look at Robin's outfit in the 1960s, he's a bit too colorful don't you think? :3
Rob Arndt - July 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Robin's outfit when conceived was linked to Robin Hood as a modern version with ultility gear.
Max Power - July 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Still, they made it look like he was wearing a thong. I know in the past things are different but c'mon.
Max Power - July 28, 2012 - Report this comment
I'll be taking a break for the weekend, but I will be back once I return from Rhode Island.

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