Original Pilot Material
Yer listening to the Geeks
This now gets Virtual

Don't clean up your home
yes those leads all must go somewhere you know
Connections will flow, Modem to Phone
Work's laptop on loan
Digital's, scanners, printers, 60 inch display screens
Comparing every system,
network and useless inventions
But messing up the Business,
Idle whenever it pleases
See's you, a raise yeah?,
And this is making you one big idle bleeder
For this DVD rack
got filled months back and that stack
space for these sorely lacks
Scart lead, line out
dirty socks
all these are missing, simply because:
won't do the cleaing, Vacuuming's a problem
Tiny PC bits on the carpet lie
spare discs and some more RAM
Techie support rudeboy
Come rain or snow don't wanna know
system slow?
turn off the system and go home
or go on hold
watch the company fold
net, surf 'n' then download
Some men lie, do sod all
I hear ya call, do all now

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still just sitting, think you'll get up?
Stop dreaming, my data's streaming
just staying in bed's appealing
get yer clothes for work yer leaving
mars bars, dorritos you ordered
been poorly fed, workplace is a secondbed
next week - the work review you dread
Now, your PC has packed up
Physically tip-top, files were all zipped up
I got that Linux on my laptop, cause Windows messed up
Your listening to The Geeks
Their PCs full of pornography
easily blag when you feel the need
staying up instead of sleep
Cos work's brought in a new rota
PC fixing idling like it's a right to
Coffee on desk corner
Yer motherboard ain't good when under water

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My e-mail in-trays full of spam I'm not needing
from home loans to unclean
that porn is dirty, but often seen
go download it quickly
office life gets hard for the geeks
economy, all get made redundant in the week
but don't care, spods meet
and people need IT
the jobs page, every single day
more jobs overpaid
don't delay, employed today
Like you say - idle again
But don't take the p!ss much with gameplay
It's pay or play, can't easily just explain
looking for things off E-Bay, looking for things off E-Bay,
all board posters alright
to post here every damn night
with dodgy links supplied
and looking out now for your boss catching sight
MP3's break the copyright
law got you in their sights, downloading from sites
Talking what sounds like sh!te
downloading from sites, downloading from sites
talking all sh!te

Have we come for this?
Original Pilot Material
Yer listening to the Geeks
This now gets Virtual