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(RAP):
Am I Right homepage, and I'm lookin' for entertainment,
Parodies, where can I go to find humour and excitement?
Surfed all of the joke sites, boards, and chat rooms, they bore me.
Here's another link so click and then you show me.
The words showed up hard, finally sense they made,
Entered the parody page and said "Go to the 90's decade."
So I was there in a flash, found spoof songs galore,
Bombared by choices, about politics and War,
And when I read some, the page came out at full thrust,
"Sumbit, we accept your parody to us."
"You wanted humour, now you got it boy, don't show me straight face,"
"This is the place where you locate your favourite songs incase,"
Incase of what I had to really say, Fourty-Five minutes left,
Then twenty-two, my clocks not right,
I've gotta leave the computer by tonight,
But there's NO escape, don't try to logoff,
But It'll fill your life with bliss if you're alive once the humour gets off,
"Choose your song"
Gimmie the 80's, I said with a smile,
"You've some nostalgics, some you ain't heard in a while,"
Typed one into an e-mail, sent it, and I my connection slowly ticked it,
Now I feel that humour rush that's got me so addicted,
Motivatin' me to spoof, a second time, then a third time,
Four time I process and popped,
BOOM! Spoof is hot.
Next morning guests found it, Parody in the spotlight,
On in the night, another good story at AmIRight.

(SUNG):
Welcome to Am I Right dot com.
Looks like Haven but it's just one,
Of those funny sites that hold loads of Gyhas,
And every spoof has it's own Authors
(2x)

(RAP):
Peep the parodying scene,
Typin' stuff as he mumbled the keens,
Parody queens dancin' with Levi Jeans,
And the spoof artist's theme,
One line open, one line laughin'
Typin' his laugh, Typin' his Match,
Typin' his cat, Typin' his hat,
Typin' his spoofs people notice like:
"OH WOW! Boy, just got full voting scores"
"Where? Where?"
"At AmIRight, did you see it yet?"
Look at his spoofs, all that humour from him like he's a goof,
Two out his mind and he can't stop,
The more and more the fans flock, the more spoofs from his hands drop,
Surf in the site, he typin' and makin' nothin' at every chance,
Women are readin' him like he was Wierd Al or some other,
Yeah his satsified, he's in his element now,
To do this for the rest of his life, is how it's goin' now,
So it seems like he's got his whole life set,
But the problem is that he cannot earn money, not even a cheque.
Meanwhile, somehow, somethin' is kinda eerie,
About a place that you seem to having an addiction to,
Every spoof that he reads, Boring less, like the Simpsons,
He really wants to improve, but types cool, to keep fans up,
He's gettin' the same attention, but something seems sorta different,
He's losin' it, losin' fans, and his humour's startin' to stiffen,
Now he notices he wrote spoofs all his life,
Made no cash, we imagine, and never lived life.

(SUNG):
Welcome to Am I Right dot com.
Looks like Haven but it's just one,
Of those funny sites that hold loads of Gyhas,
And every spoof has it's own Authors
(2x)

(SUNG):
Since we're all surfed in, hi guys see you ready,
I'ma go to that link that's written new-parody,
Triple nines on spoofs that's funny galore,
Excuse teen, I ain't seen you before.
(RAP):
Pleased to meet ya, Xander's the name,
Sexy young thing,
Give you my addy, I'd to talk to you, in a room,
Talk about your family,
Then we'll talk about me,
By the way, what's your name?
(SUNG):
Teen
(RAP):
Oh Buggery!
(SUNG):
You're so happy, spoofing those rhyme's,
The way they're entwined seems copied, so crime,
(RAP):
Beilieve in me as I parodied them myself, post them up tonight,
(SUNG):
Okay then, I feel I need a laugh right?
(RAP):
So spill, humour and spoof, transform sad to glad,
One night reads of good spoofs, None that are bad,
(SUNG):
Oooh, Invitation accepted, too good to reject it,
So I join in with stuff expected...
(RAP):
Expected? There's lots of choice, don't expect it,
(SUNG):
Expect what?
(RAP):
Ooh you poor child you've been neglected,
(SUNG):
Xander why does the site crash down?
It's like everytime I clink link, the page doesn't load,
(RAP):
It wil never load, you made pact with the WEBmaster himself,
Then gaining a crash, so reboot's must.
(SUNG):
So what you're telling me, is I can't leave,
Until I leave and restart my PC!
OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

(SUNG):
Welcome to Am I Right dot com.
Looks like Haven but it's just one,
Of those funny sites that hold loads of Gyhas,
And every spoof has it's own Authors
(2x)