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Song Parodies -> "Inconstant Gender"
Original Song Title:
"In Constant Sorrow"
Original Performer:
The Soggy Bottom Boys
Parody Song Title:
"Inconstant Gender"
Parody Written by:
CML
The Lyrics
INCONSTANT GENDER!!
I am a man of inconstant gender
I've sowed trouble all my days
I bid farewell to Patriarchy
The sex that I was born and raised
(The sex that he was born and raised)
For six long years I've sowed discordance
No gender on this earth I am bound
For with young girls, I'm bound to tinkle
There are no laws to stop me now
(There are no laws to stop me now)
Its fare thee well to my old urinal
I never liked to pee and stand
For I am bound to ride that Psycho Railroad
Until all genders have been banned
(Until all genders have been banned)
Maybe your girl thinks, I'm just a danger
My tool she'll learn not to abhor
But there's one promise that is given
We'll fight this all out culture war
(We'll fight this all out culture war)
I am a man of inconstant gender
I've sowed trouble all my days
I bid farewell to Patriarchy
The sex that I was born and raised
(The sex that he was born and raised)
For six long years I've sowed discordance
No gender on this earth I am bound
For with young girls, I'm bound to tinkle
There are no laws to stop me now
(There are no laws to stop me now)
Its fare thee well to my old urinal
I never liked to pee and stand
For I am bound to ride that Psycho Railroad
Until all genders have been banned
(Until all genders have been banned)
Maybe your girl thinks, I'm just a danger
My tool she'll learn not to abhor
But there's one promise that is given
We'll fight this all out culture war
(We'll fight this all out culture war)
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Glad to see there is still humor around the oversaturation of this confusion.
Ironically enough, I first posted this many years ago where there wasnt an oversaturation on this issue. I wasnt here but on a conservative site that doesnt exist anymore. And I did it in response to a parody of "Hes In The Jailhouse Now" called .. "Hes In Her Bathroom Now."
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