-> "Toad Dodgin"
Original Song Title:
"Road Trippin"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Toad Dodgin"
The Lyrics
Toad dodgin' through my whole life as a fly
Tongue is loaded see one through all my eyes
but soon I think he'll frown
He won't catch me today
I will get lost
Somewhere away from this swamp lake
Won't be a ghost
Won't be a ghost
Froggies sit so steady
All through the ponds
Little rib-bit he's devising
Just a smoke-screen for that tongue
Wants to eat me up for lunch
If I go near him I'm done
Those croaking sounds will not fool me right now
So many died but yet my family still lives on
Cause my mommy laid lots of eggs near cow dung
I've got a fragile head
Don't smack me in the turf
We have such short lives
We may be pests but nothing worse
Please don't harm
Humans and toads want to harm
Humans and toads want to harm
Those fly squatters that you're using harms
Back to work I'm soaring near where I was born
Up and down ten stories searching for wind that is warm
Now nearing the barn
Where most of my friends play
Pigs are so gross
That's why I'd like to stay
Pigs are so gross
Pigs are so gross
Oh no what a pity
I hear the tongue
Man, another frog is sitting up near this big red barn
Hope that froggie don't eat much
There he goes, I see him munch
I see a light that I am heading towards
Hope I avoid this frog that I abhor
I feel the tongue grip on a leg and (crunching sounds)
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