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Song Parodies -> "The Hunchback of Notre Dame"

Original Song Title:

"Dani California"

Original Performer:

The Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"The Hunchback of Notre Dame"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This is supposed to overall be based on the original 1831 novel, NOT the Disney film.
Being deformed in France's biggest city, I was abandoned by my parents and my lover is a gypsy. Her name is Esmeralda. I'm a bell ringer. She's seductive and hot and wears a bandana. I'm locked in a tower by my adoptive father, Frollo. Why in the world would you want to look at me for? I'm a hunchback who looks like somewhat like an ogre. Frollo wants without me and my lover. He's an archdeacon who looks about 45. He wants to burn us alive.
Chorus: Paris, the city burn in peace.
I really want to be unleashed.
I also want to show my teeth.
Frollo is the archdeacon, not the priest! (Yeah, yeah!)
Esmeralda, I love her. That's why I want to protect her. Hypnotic eyes and black hair. With a name like Quasimodo, what friends would want to greet you? A little creepy. I scare everyone. Some people probably even fall dead.
Who knew the lighter side of me?
Who knew that others died by eye contact?
Frollo wants to be done with me.
My whole life is just sad, sad, sad!
Do my job as usual. Frollo plans to kill my lover and then me later. Almost made it to Frankenstein monster's quota. As far as a contest for creepiness. People who see me can't usually last. The only thing worse is when they laugh. Escaping town.
Chorus x2 (then guitar outro)

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Pacing: 2.4
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Overall Rating: 2.4

Total Votes: 5

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Disappointed - January 13, 2017 - Report this comment
Boring as a book report. Badly arranged as well.
Brandon Reina - January 14, 2017 - Report this comment
At least he was right. I have watched the Disney movie. BETTER THAN THE BOOK. The Disney movie had characters not shown in the book: Phoebus (husband of Esmeralda) Djali (Esmeralda's pet goat) The Gargoyles (Victor, Hugo and Laverne) And a few more

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