-> "The Hunchback of Notre Dame"
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"The Hunchback of Notre Dame"
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Being deformed in France's biggest city, I was abandoned by my parents and my lover is a gypsy. Her name is Esmeralda. I'm a bell ringer. She's seductive and hot and wears a bandana. I'm locked in a tower by my adoptive father, Frollo. Why in the world would you want to look at me for? I'm a hunchback who looks like somewhat like an ogre. Frollo wants without me and my lover. He's an archdeacon who looks about 45. He wants to burn us alive.
Chorus: Paris, the city burn in peace.
I really want to be unleashed.
I also want to show my teeth.
Frollo is the archdeacon, not the priest! (Yeah, yeah!)
Esmeralda, I love her. That's why I want to protect her. Hypnotic eyes and black hair. With a name like Quasimodo, what friends would want to greet you? A little creepy. I scare everyone. Some people probably even fall dead.
Who knew the lighter side of me?
Who knew that others died by eye contact?
Frollo wants to be done with me.
My whole life is just sad, sad, sad!
Do my job as usual. Frollo plans to kill my lover and then me later. Almost made it to Frankenstein monster's quota. As far as a contest for creepiness. People who see me can't usually last. The only thing worse is when they laugh. Escaping town.
Chorus x2 (then guitar outro)
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