-> "I Hate This Cart"
Original Song Title:
"I Hate This Part"
Parody Song Title:
"I Hate This Cart"
The Lyrics
I'm buy food and some booze, in a mart, brand new
And right now, squeaking joint's only thing I hear
Was it checked, since the last?
It's so overdue
Can't go outside, find another to scrap this heap
The cart slows down
But my heart beats fast right now
I know this is
The part where I steal your cart
I can't take it any longer
Others have a good cart
All I do is stop-start
Putting lives in danger
Can't buy any wine now
Broken parts? Don't want you
Next time I will really tell you:
I hate this cart right here
I hate this cart right here
I just can't lift and steer
A broken part right here
Every day, testing carts is my new routine
Yet the boss really hate me making a scene
I've gotta talk to you now before I go on sprees
Will you hear what has really been bothering me
Your mart is new
But my cart is old right now
I know it stinks
Can you replace those carts?
I can't take it any longer
Others have a good cart
All I do is stop-start
Putting lives in danger
Can't buy any wine now
Broken parts? Don't want you
This time I will really tell you:
I hate this cart right here
I hate this cart right here
I just can't lift and steer
A broken part right here
I know you'll ask me to hold on
And carry on like nothing is wrong
But there is no more time for lies
Don't want to drop things I must buy
I can't take it any longer
Others have a good cart
All I do is stop-start
Putting lives in danger
Can't buy any wine now
Broken parts? Don't want you
This time I will really tell you:
I gotta do this
I gotta do it
I gotta move it
I hate this cart
I gotta do this
I gotta do it
I gotta move it
I hate this cart right here
I hate this cart right here
I just can't lift and steer
A broken part right here
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