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Song Parodies -> "Udder"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Pussycat Dolls

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Sir Bertram the Sword-Dropper

The Lyrics

I have failed to resist the urge to post this perverted piece of rhyme. Every double entendre is 'entendsional'. It's hardly my first parody, so don't pull your punches.
FARMER: howdee-do, baby moo?

rap intro:
yeah, I reckon it's really warm
it's such an awesome day for the farmer on the farm
come milking on them, I do it like how
move on down to my prized beauty-cow
I sit down on my stool and, then you bump my forehead
wit ya huge udder round, why you always do that?
you look at me like as if I'm food
I'm reaching for your teats, why you starting to moo?

I'm telling you to pull my luscious udder, baby (moo-moo)
you handsome farmer (moo)
whistle while you work for me (moo-moo)
and fill that bucket
(again, but in lower key)

verse one:
typical morning
of grazing meadows
I'm liking the grasses sown
but I am asking for more
I'm a needy moo-moo (moo-moo)
middle-aged, yes, and not too new (too new)
all my cows do only chew-chew (chew-chew)
my climax comes just when you do (you do, you do, you do, you DO!)

I keep spraying all the white
stuff on the lawn
but I will cease it if your pull and hold
are not tight enough
baby, can't you see?
I like it vertically
and please rub some vaseline
it's a constant flow
I don't drip, you know?


verse two:
this day, four years ago
last I saw my steer
from that day you'd insem'nate
I pondered:
you rubber-glove me no problem
but still you wouldn't place under
me a milk machine
then, I fell for you (ooh)

in your hands, put my leg now
yes, this hoof be yours
this is why I lured your wife
and stamped on her knees
baby,can't you see?
this gown I fit on is green
I made it of sev'ral weeds
wedding cowbells sound
I can hear them now!


rap bridge:
now you can wink all you want, but it's milk that I need
and let me warn you, no more stealing of my door-keys
I went beddy-bye and took a nap
8AM woke up, 'cause I thought I smelt my lady's breath
I'm surrounded by cow tongues, the six o' y'all 'round me
now tell me where's the beef, sugah dowls?
Bessie,and Jo, Bossie, Buttercup, Clarabell, Milky-Way
you tellin' me?

pull 'em off
I don't fake this

(six cows on a field do the dance of the seven cowbells)



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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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alvin rhodes - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
delightfully goofy...5s
M. Burmy - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I could just imagine Snoop Dogg as a farmer, fo' shizzle!
Lionel Mertens - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
This was out there. 5's
Sir Bertram the Sword-Dropper - July 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Phew, I'm glad you liked it. Thank you all! Gee, I feel bad, Lionel, I bashed you for your parody minutes ago. I'm eating my fist right now. Bash me on my next! I did not expect such a big amount of positive feedback. The thing is, I was testing the water of this site, to see if something written in such bad taste would be accepted. It was. So that means that there's nothing *I* can throw at this site that won't be accepted because I was really delving my bottom for this one.
cassie - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
wow, i here ya, i could definetly see snoop as a farmer, and i could here him saying this to, haha! but yes i voted all 5's, loved it.

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