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Sir Bertram the Sword-Dropper
FARMER: howdee-do, baby moo?
yeah, I reckon it's really warm
it's such an awesome day for the farmer on the farm
come milking on them, I do it like how
move on down to my prized beauty-cow
I sit down on my stool and, then you bump my forehead
wit ya huge udder round, why you always do that?
you look at me like as if I'm food
I'm reaching for your teats, why you starting to moo?
I'm telling you to pull my luscious udder, baby (moo-moo)
you handsome farmer (moo)
whistle while you work for me (moo-moo)
and fill that bucket
(again, but in lower key)
of grazing meadows
I'm liking the grasses sown
but I am asking for more
I'm a needy moo-moo (moo-moo)
middle-aged, yes, and not too new (too new)
all my cows do only chew-chew (chew-chew)
my climax comes just when you do (you do, you do, you do, you DO!)
I keep spraying all the white
stuff on the lawn
but I will cease it if your pull and hold
are not tight enough
baby, can't you see?
I like it vertically
and please rub some vaseline
it's a constant flow
I don't drip, you know?
this day, four years ago
last I saw my steer
from that day you'd insem'nate
you rubber-glove me no problem
but still you wouldn't place under
me a milk machine
then, I fell for you (ooh)
in your hands, put my leg now
yes, this hoof be yours
this is why I lured your wife
and stamped on her knees
baby,can't you see?
this gown I fit on is green
I made it of sev'ral weeds
wedding cowbells sound
I can hear them now!
now you can wink all you want, but it's milk that I need
and let me warn you, no more stealing of my door-keys
I went beddy-bye and took a nap
8AM woke up, 'cause I thought I smelt my lady's breath
I'm surrounded by cow tongues, the six o' y'all 'round me
now tell me where's the beef, sugah dowls?
Bessie,and Jo, Bossie, Buttercup, Clarabell, Milky-Way
you tellin' me?
pull 'em off
I don't fake this
(six cows on a field do the dance of the seven cowbells)
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