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Song Parodies -> "Weaklings"

Original Song Title:

"Feelings"

Original Performer:

The Offsprings

Parody Song Title:

"Weaklings"

Parody Written by:

Rocky Mak

The Lyrics

Oh, god, the timing of me losing my first fantasy matchup is too scarily good. I've done my part, now let's imagine what Ben would've said after he handed me my first loss. [Gulps down 7 Up] Lets do this!!!
Weaklings
What a bunch of weaklings
Trying to forget your...
Your team's so fake

Imagine
I will be 4-nothing
Trying to now get my
Fantasy Ring

Daggers [The name of my Fantasy Team,]
Your team's full of weak links
Wish next time I face you
You will get thrashed again

Weaklings
Whoa, weaklings
Whoa, weaklings
I'll hog the top guys

Nick Payne
B. Marshall, I wanna steal you
And I will give you Donte Stallworth
But he'll never start

Weakling
Weakling, hope they'll all reject you
And no sleeper will ever help you
In your 6-week slide

Weakling
Too many weak links
Whoa, Weakling
How did you survive

Weaklings
Whoa, Weaklings
What bunch of weaklings
I'll win the next nine

GO!

Weakling
Yo, weakling
Yo, weakling
You're out of lives

Weaklings
Whoa, Weaklings
What bunch of weaklings
I'll leave you behind

Weaklings
Whoa, Weaklings
What bunch of weaklings
I'll leave you behind

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MIKE - December 23, 2010 - Report this comment
ER THE SONG IS BY MORRI$ @LBERT

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