You came from nowhere like a hurricane,
You drove the voters of the land insane,
Now it's been one full year into your reign,
What a drama!
But now the country's in an awful mess.
We all are cracking underneath the stress,
And so this Old Man Ribber must confess
That I've got a beef with Obama.

Can we last friend 'til two thousand ten?
Somehow all this madness must end.
Your policies when they're viewed
Show clearly that we are screwed.
Why can't you leave us alone?
Oh I have a beef with Obama.
Can all you hear is that campaign cheer?
We must sit down and have a beer.
You promised hope and change, not
Uncertainty and fear.
There's a knife in our "Baracks",
I've got a beef with Obama.


You try terrorists in the civil court,
Government takeovers of every sort.
The shovel-ready green jobs are where?
There are none there.
You and your Congress spend too much.
Your inner circle's out of touch,
Wasted bailout funds and such.
I've got a beef with Obama.

It's time to shelve in two thousand twelve
Stuff into which we shouldn't delve.
You cannot deny that it's true -
That ACORN and S.E.I.U.
Jump when you pick up the phone.
Oh, I've got a beef with Obama.
You might get all the help that you need
If you don't pimp for Pelosi and Reid.
And you rate security
Less than diversity
No matter how we bleed.
So I have a beef with Obama.


B. to the A. to the R.A.C.K.O.B.A.M.A!
Let's put an end to the trauma.