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Song Parodies -> "See, If It Were ME..."

Original Song Title:

"Shake That Bush Again"

Original Performer:

The Mooney Suzuki

Parody Song Title:

"See, If It Were ME..."

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Yes, another Chobits-based parody. This song is about how I would have reacted if I was in Hideki's position about discovering Chii was kidnapped. Believe me, you wouldn't want to get in my way. Think of a renegade cruise missile, and you'll have the general idea.
If I was Hideki when
That guy had kidnapped Chii
I'm telling you right now,
I'd be off at breakneck speed.
My pants would be all wet
And I'd be running down the street
If I had a car, it would seem that
I came straight from Burnout 3!

Lookin' for that jerk
Who snatched her off the street
Hot under the collar now
And grindin' up my teeth
Shakin' when I wake up
All the nights I don't find Chii
My mind would go all one-tracked
All the stress I put on me

I now know that one thing
Matters most to me
That's to rescue Chii!
That's to rescue Chii!

Speedin' past the bookstore
Tryin' to find Chii
But I'm not being crazy
This is just if it were me
Oh do you need the proof
I mean, suspend your disbelief
'Cuz I would've known how much
That this girl would mean to me!

I'd have thought
it would've been Chii's end!
So I'd look like a detective
Get as much help as I can
I'd think Chii was tied up
Tortured every now and then
And you bet your bottom dollar
Here comes the nut again

Shake it baby

That Dragonfly dude,
Find his douse, where Chii was taken
Get to his house on the double before poor ol' Chii starts breakin'
The craziest decision but I know I've got to make it
Lord I know I'll get her back 'cuz I know I gotta make it!

If I was Hideki when
That guy had kidnapped Chii
I'm telling you right now,
I'd be off at breakneck speed.
Yes I gotta save my someone just for me
But that's just my opinion
The normal way sounds fine to me...

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 1

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Red Ant - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry I DKTOS, and it looks horribly paced, but on the other hand several of my parodies look horribly paced if you DKTOS. Anyway, keep it up.
Stephen aka Step-chan - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS. So, this song is in the 2000s. I like what you wrote, but I can't tell how well paced it is. You definetly beat me in the Chobits parody section. I have done parodies of several anime series. The ones I have made parodies about are: Ranma 1/2, Chobits, Excel Saga, Nurse Witch Komugi, Dragon Ball Z, Popotan, Galaxy Angel(This is on Whatfreaks, it's dirty), Please Twins and Panyo Panyo Digicharat. There are at least two others that are in collage themed parodies(Puni Puni Poemy and Pita Ten). I usually use Nirvana songs for my parodies. I feel the same way you do about her kidnapping in the anime and manga. I would probably be in jail if I were Hideki, because I would had strangled Dragonfly to death.
Stephen aka Step-chan - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I forgot about the one I did about Amazing Nurse Nanako. If you are curious about my parodies, Look up Stephen Harrington in the Parody Author list, right now I'm at 25 on this site(excluding whatfreaks entries).

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