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Song Parodies -> "Reich Now"

Original Song Title:

"Right Now"

Original Performer:

Jeanette Biedermann

Parody Song Title:

"Reich Now"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Nobody pays any attention
what Angela Merkel has done
Refugee crisis neverending
Kind of heart or planned, home grown?
Red House Report was unnerving
Future Reich
Economic to political to military- might
On its way

Shock! Shock!
Bundeswehr framework army grows
NATO is over

Brexit, Dexit, holy cow!
New Deutsch Mark, NDM Phonix joy
59% gold recovered now
It's gonna go down with Europe begging

Conscription back, contemplating
Force back up- goal 1.2 million troops
Laser flak, Leopard 3, 6th Gen fighter too
If AfD or NPD dominates, then Deutsch nukes!

Who will stop Germany
And a Fourth Reich?
US and UK now seen as enemies
Nationalism sway, globalism held at bay

Leave the EU
And drop the Euro too
Expand Bundeswehr
With France and all producing German goods

Refugees in Europe a ploy
1930s fighting to bring them down
Muslims, not Jews the new enemy
Merkel brought Europe harm
Alt.Rights in Europe a breeding ground
(For restoration of new Nazism)

Once again to World War bound
Democracy over
German Antichrist will bring it down
And restore order with a crown
EURAT found...

Deutschland, Deutschland, familiar sound
Linked to Euro lovers
Combined forces, judicial, monetary, allowed
It's coming, cycle repeating, oh joy
In Revelation, the US is not found...

Deutsch Kanzler XI= 666*
Let's see what happens on September 24th. There have been 13 leaders of West and East Germany since post-WW2. Before Antichrist is elected, 2 will fall in rapid succession making him #16. As it was in Jesus' day the leader had a title and name: Caesar Tiberius. Perhaps Deutsch Kanzler XI is the German equivalent. Germany is heir to the Roman Empire through the Holy Roman Emperor (Saxon Dynasty First Reich) followed by the Kaiser of Second Reich, then Hitler FΓΌhrer of the Third Reich... and finally in the latter times a Fourth leader of a Fourth Reich accurately laid out by the SS and business leaders in 1944 and funded by $39 Billion missing. Their goal was achieved in 2014 under Merkel and is advancing. Europe will unite under a German leader and adopt the Phoenix money. Europe will split from the EU and NATO and follow Germany into new conflict. The prophesied Antichrist is German. Third time a charm? WW3! Yay!!!

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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 2   1
 3   0
 4   0
 5   7

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Rob Arndt - July 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Note: this was submitted under correct artist Jeanette Biedermann of Germany. Someone changed it to The Mama's and the Papa's. An error. I have reported it. It should be corrected soon.
Rob Arndt - July 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Revelation 17:13
These are of one mind, and they hand over their power and authority to the beast.
WCJ (Jinindigo Nurture) - July 21, 2017 - Report this comment
I LOVE THE ORIGINAL SONG "RIGHT NOW" From Van Halen, I did notice "when playing the original song from Van Halen," that some pacing was ''a little'' off, but I can understand that, I did a parody of "Right Now" too, If memory serves me correctly, it was called "Night Owl" and is about insomnia/and insomniacs, and can be found here at AIR this link, - But as for your Parody Rob, like I said above, I understand that this is a "very difficult" song to parody, as all of "Val Halen's" song are I had a time with it too, so if you can remember from elementary school, "neatness" does not count πŸ˜‚ just "accuracy and effort" but everyone at AIR knows the 3 things that count here the pacing, funny, and overall, and as for these and your song, I give all three 5's, for a total of 555!! Great Job! πŸ˜‰ and cool parody BTW too! 😎 - Jinindigo Nurture
WCJ (Jinindigo Nurture) - July 21, 2017 - Report this comment
It's me again, just wanted to let you and anyone else interested here at AIR, that I am toying (working) with or on a parody of a parody, from, you may have guessed, "Weird Al Yankovic." it is of his Red Hot Chili Peppers, parody, Bedrock Anthem, which if you all remember correctly had 2 parodies in one, "Under The Bridge" and "Give it Away." I am not going to include "Under The Bridge" with mine, but I will include "Give it Away" in the form of Yankovic's "Bedrock Anthem." and of course, there is only one Hannah Barbarah cartoon that was a little more popular than the Flintstone's, Scooby Doo! Whaita you get a load of mine, that will hinge on that! ''Suspense'' I will leave you in right now, pun may or may not be intended to the VH original song "right now" πŸ˜‚ But very soon, mine will roll off my Jungle press. and be free as an ''unsolved mystery'' πŸ˜‚ BTW, Like a scooby snack while you are waiting? LOL! πŸ˜‚
Rob Arndt - July 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Hey WCJ, good to hear from you again. This OS, however, has nothing to do with Van Halen. It's by German singer Jeanette Biedermann. There is no relation to anyone's "Right Now." It's her song with the sane title. Watch it on YouTube. Anyway, can't wait to read your new endeavors.

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