Hey world
I got somethin' real important to tell you
So just sit down and listen

Now you know he's been in prison such a long, long time (such a long time)
And now he's ready to walk upon yardlines
(Wooow) You know it's August and football is on it's way
Gotta tell you something so you know what's on my mind (what is on my mind)
We're at the prison, get out of the parking lot
Take a look inside -- Michael Vick's in a box (it's in a box)

Not gonna forgive him for what he did
That thug committed a deadly sin
That guy is hard-bitten criminal scum
I wanna shove my foot up his bum
I wanna pelt him with poison frogs
Why was he so mean to dogs
He deserves longer to be locked
To every boy and girl
Michael Vick's in a box, Vick's in a box, everybody
Michael Vick's in a box, Vick's in a box, everybody

See I'm wise enough to know when a guy needs punished (yeah)
And I know just the one, when it comes to cruel beasts, this guy is second to none

To all footballers out there with fans to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Drive your car to his box
2: Throw some junk in his box
3: Punch his face in the box
There's no way around it

Michael Vick's in a box, Vick's in a box, everybody
Michael Vick's in a box, Vick's in a box, everybody

Christmas... Vick's in a box
Hanukkah… Vick's in a box
Kwanzaa… Vick's in his box
Every single stinkin day Vick's in a box
Over at your parent's house Vick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store Vick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's Vick in a box
(yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
Vick in a box...