-> "Spoke Parseltongue"
Original Song Title:
"When You Were Young"
Parody Song Title:
You'll hiss swears at some large snake
Anaconda hears all your noise, dude
Friends think you're words are insane
That cobra's vicious
Watch him bow... Like you're chums!
The whole scene looks a bit suspicious
When you're speakin' reptilian
Could it be magic? Spoke Parseltongue
Python you're fist bumpin'
How's that work?!
Vipers bounce to Whitesnake records
Those... Mambas you've persuaded with a wicked smirk
They're using squeegees
Wipin' down... Those windows
You're servin' all those serpents red wine
With a... Mouse as an aperitif, You're so concerning
That rattlesnake joined your band
Hot tunes were played when their tails were whipped
Black adders watch "Blackadder" with you, That's sweet!
But your buddies are freaked out
You'll bask out in the heat
Making fun of the crocodiles
Griddle up some rat pancakes
Far from fake you're the Real Malfoy*, dude
Wrecked the zoo when snakes escaped
Scared Dudley shitless
Boa's chow, Need some TUMs?
You won't become a beast like Remus
But you'll still chat with specimens
Those legless dragons with Parseltongue
(Chill with a Diamondback... While people panic)
That Copperhead just wrote your thesis!
That Cottonmouth's souflee's delicious!
Chicks think that your spells are gross
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