So I talked with this chick
And I did everything right
Gotta gotta be smooth
Because I want a date
And then I made a small joke
And blew it all in one stroke
It was only a joke, just an innocent joke
I would hold every door
I would pay for her meals
I worked hard til she thought
That I care how she feels
When she said that we’re close
I told her let’s have sex
I thought she might say yes
Now I’m stuck in the
Friendzone, why am I so
Alone, what should I do
This girl’s so hot! How could she be
An SJW?
Tumblr girls, get offended by the world
Make free slaves of gentlemen
Lead us on and leave us then
That's why we need meninists
Yes it’s something that exists
I deserve a girlfriend! Why?
Cause I am a nice guy
All my friends who are girls
Go for some muscular jerk
Even though I try hard
To be the perfect man
Always try to be nice
Somehow manage to choke
(It was only a joke, stupid bitch it’s a joke!)
My fedora is tipped
As she's walking away
She says something came up
What it is she won’t say
All because of one joke
Everything became weird
Thinking hard as I stroke
All the hairs on my
Neck now, feeling like a
Wreck now, how could I know
I just don’t get what women want
Why can’t I get hoes?
Damn you whores, never give me my reward
Never cut us any slack
You hate men I’ll hate you back
But I’m not a chump! I can
Get laid and become a man
If I give it one more try
'Cause I’m such a nice guy

Whatever ...
Whatever ...
I don't care!
Anyway!