I go to school. To be a tool
I get a little bit more smart
I learn how to perfect farts
With an open book, and a teacher to help, I graduate first grade
Even though I’m 38

This is what I do know


I flirt with girls
I tour the world
On a magic school bus ride, my brain seems to be fried
I know one, one plus one, equals two just like it should
And there are 50 states not 52
I know babies, come from moms, come from moms just like they should, and my dad was in ecstasy when making me.

This is what I know; This is what I know


There was an open room
We drew all over the open room
I said I’m smarter than you really think just listen
I know one, one plus one, equals two just like it should
And there are 50 states not 52
I know babies, come from moms, come from moms just like they should, and eyes don’t my dad was in ecstasy when making me.

This is what I know; this is what I know.

I know 2, 2 times 2, equals 5 oh wait just kidding and I can’t wait to get
To second grade
And my hand it don’t write, it don’t the way it used to maybe cause I held on
Too long to a grenade.

This is what I know; that I’m a retard; this is what I know; I give you my
regards.