Song Parodies -> "Goatman"

Original Song Title:

"Human"

Original Performer:

"Goatman"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Based on a true story. Really. Google nigerian goat robber and you'll find it.

Your conduct was atrocious
You’ve been caught, don’t try to hide
You can’t help snacking on that fender
Because you transmogrified
It is a public service
When I drag you by the tail
You’ll be tried,
Lose in court,
Go to jail

Evil goatman
You are a robber
And I’m not frightened
Of your two horns
Since my billy club
Can be used to clobber
You can’t fool me
You are a robber

You stole the box of Hobbes and Calvin
And took a troll-defeating shape
Now you are clearly wearing no pants
That is a crime and it’s on tape
I know your heart is rotten
That’s because you are what you eat
Soon you’ll be
Part of soup
Because you are dead meat

Evil goatman
You are a robber
And I’m not frightened
Of your two horns
Since my billy club
Can be used to clobber
You can’t fool me
You are a robber

You’ve got mystery powers
But your magic is a curse
You’ll be doomed in court proceedings
All your voice can do is bleating

Evil goatman
You are a robber
And I’m not frightened
Of your two horns
Since my billy club
Can be used to clobber
And then you’ll be dead meat

Evil goatman
You are a robber
And I’m not frightened
Of your two horns
Since my billy club
Can be used to clobber
You can’t fool me
You are a robber

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Matthias - February 02, 2009 - Report this comment

Great news story, annoying Killers song, good parody!

LadyNorCAL - February 02, 2009 - Report this comment

While goatHood is always a funny topic for songs & such . . . fresh goat milk on the Campagna is quite delicious, sir !

Agrimorfee - February 20, 2010 - Report this comment

Without knowing that story, I;d be totally lost on the meaning of this parody. Sorry to say I had a tough time pacing this one.

Peter Andersson - February 20, 2010 - Report this comment

I really liked it! Got a bit repetetive towards the end though.

Abbott Skelding - February 22, 2010 - Report this comment

(Wild Card)- Not bad, not a big fan of the OS, but you did a good job with an interesting story to go with it lol.

Goat Boy - February 22, 2010 - Report this comment

I Thin-in-in-in-in-in-ink this parody is hyster-er-er-er-er-erical.

Chris Bodily TM - February 24, 2010 - Report this comment

(Wild Card) DKTOS, haven't followed the Killers much since their second album's singles didn't live up to my expectations. Reading the title, the first thing that came to my mind was Jim Breuer as Goat Boy on SNL! LMAO! Who would have thought a goat would rob somebody! This is priceless -- classic! It did get a bit repetitive at the end, though. 545

Max Power - February 25, 2010 - Report this comment

Goatse.

Medemia - February 28, 2010 - Report this comment

CHUPACABRA!!!! RUN! For goats, it's either eat or be eaten. For this song, it's either parody or be parodied and you chose to later. And good job at it.

jack Wilson - February 28, 2010 - Report this comment

Great job! 555

Below Average Dave - February 28, 2010 - Report this comment

I can't say why exactly, but something about this (maybe it's surrealism or it's turn on itself style) really got a chuckle out of me. Its the first one I've read by you in sometime, but wow what a read it was--very good pacing, thought it was extremely well done.

Matthias - February 28, 2010 - Report this comment

This was a real news story?! WTF?! That's just crazy enough to make it into a parody of itself but you did the work for it.

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