Glamorous English beans on toast is all I want,
It's in my bowl, It's what I need,
English beans on toast at teatime,
Two of us flicking through a Sainsbury's magazine,
We see an offer on Heinz baked beans,
Gey your, your bottom down there for me,
It's English beans on toast for tea,

It's English beans on toast for tea,
It's all I need,
It's English beans on toast for tea,

I'm at lunch, I'm holding every can in both my hands,
Electric grills and worn out pans,
Shake them up, bake them up,
We'll have to share, oh we'll have to share,
I'll throw my crisps and chips out,
A coffee shop that is closed,
Man I won't eat out,

No pies, no fries, no meat, no soup,
When it comes to today,
Stay if you think you're hungry, stay,
Oh don't be shy, Don't burn the beans,
But if you do, I think I'll scream,
Let's make some just don't burn those beans,

It's English beans on toast for tea,
It's english beans on toast for tea,
It's all I need,
It's English beans on toast for tea,

I'm at lunch (It's English beans on toast for tea)
I'm holding every can in both my hands,
It's all I need,
Shake them up, Bake them up,
We'll have to share,

It's English beans on toast for tea,
Two of us (It's English beans on toast for tea)
Flippin' through a Sainsbury's magazine,
It's all I need,
Shake them up, Bake them up,
We'll have to share,

It's English beans on toast for tea