Comin' out of the men's room
And I'm feelin' just fine
Never washin' my hands
No matter what the sign says
It started out with one shift
How did it end up like this?
It was only one shift
It was only one shift

Now I'm heating the grease
And he's ordering food
Who could eat that much crap?
Why's he gotta be rude?
God how I hate this job
Sometimes it just makes me sick
Feeding all of thes slobs

Now he's clutching his chest
Now, car-di-ac arrest
Now, he's on the floor

The fry cook is grilling meat
And baking the rolls
Obesity, fat folks running around me
Great big women eating pies
And choking down their supersize
But its a low price they pay
Buy one burger, get one free
Milkshakes go straight to their thighs
And I'm Mr. Frenchfries

Comin' out of the men's room
And I'm feelin' just fine
Never washin' my hands
No matter what the sign says
It started out with one shift
How did it end up like this?
It was only one shift
It was only one shift

Now I'm heating the grease
And he's ordering food
Who could eat that much crap?
Why's he gotta be rude?
God how I hate this job
Sometimes it just makes me sick
Feeding all of thes slobs

Now he's clutching his chest
Now, car-di-ac arrest
Now, he's on the floor

The fry cook is grilling meat
And baking the rolls
Obesity, fat folks running around me
Great big women eating pies
And choking down their supersize
But its a low price they pay
Buy one burger, get one free
Milkshakes go straight to their thighs
And I'm Mr. Frenchfries

Supersize....
Supersize....
Supersize....