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Song Parodies -> "All These Things That I've Smoked"
Original Song Title:
"All These Things That I've Done"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Killers
Parody Song Title:
"All These Things That I've Smoked"
Parody Written by:
Spaff.com
The Lyrics
When your life's become a joke
Is there room for one more smoke?
One more smoke
If you can roll one
If you can roll one
Roll one
I want a fat one
I want it bad, son
You know you grow, oh you grow, you ho
I wanna suck smoke
Through my frontal lobe
I'll in-hale anything that comes near my vacuum nose
Another cee-gar
Or even re-bar
There's so much out there for fans of tar
My one affliction
Is my lungs both glow
Here's my admission: my addiction blow blow blow blows
Help me quit
Yeah, you know you gotta help me quit
Yeah, or else I'll smack you down like Ike Tur-ner-r-r
You know you gotta help me quit
Yeah
And when your life's all lame 'n' stuff
Is there room for one more puff?
"No Smoking" signs bother me
With sec-ond-hand smoke, you smoke for free
Yeah, you know you gotta help me quit
Yeah, or else I'll rope you like a goat-her-der-r-r
You know you gotta help me quit
Yeah, they call me King of Smoke Town
Yeah, for all the things I've sucked down
Yeah, I oughtta write this stuff down...
I got cloves but I smoked a clover
I got bowls but I smoked a bowler
I got goals but I smoked a gopher
I got Stroh's but I smoked a stroller
I got hos but I smoked a hoser
I got foes but I smoked some Folgers
I got shows but I smoked my chauffeur
I got toes but I smoked October
I GOT BROS BUT I SMOKED THEIR BROKER
I GOT ROPE BUT I SMOKED AL ROKERRRRRRR
Yeah, you know you got to help me quit
Yeah, before I talk and shake like Kate Hep-bur-r-rn
Or else I cough my larynx out
Yeah, or else my liver shuts down
Yeah, or else I start to freak out
Yeah, I'd like to roll and smoke the Hambur-glar-r-r
So tell him not to come 'round
Yeah, or else I'll smoke his ass down
Two - hours - per - pack
Since - I - cut - back
My roommates all stink, my cats have all choked
From all these things that I've smoked
All these things that I've smoked
If you can roll one
If you can, roll one
[Violent coughing]
Is there room for one more smoke?
One more smoke
If you can roll one
If you can roll one
Roll one
I want a fat one
I want it bad, son
You know you grow, oh you grow, you ho
I wanna suck smoke
Through my frontal lobe
I'll in-hale anything that comes near my vacuum nose
Another cee-gar
Or even re-bar
There's so much out there for fans of tar
My one affliction
Is my lungs both glow
Here's my admission: my addiction blow blow blow blows
Help me quit
Yeah, you know you gotta help me quit
Yeah, or else I'll smack you down like Ike Tur-ner-r-r
You know you gotta help me quit
Yeah
And when your life's all lame 'n' stuff
Is there room for one more puff?
"No Smoking" signs bother me
With sec-ond-hand smoke, you smoke for free
Yeah, you know you gotta help me quit
Yeah, or else I'll rope you like a goat-her-der-r-r
You know you gotta help me quit
Yeah, they call me King of Smoke Town
Yeah, for all the things I've sucked down
Yeah, I oughtta write this stuff down...
I got cloves but I smoked a clover
I got bowls but I smoked a bowler
I got goals but I smoked a gopher
I got Stroh's but I smoked a stroller
I got hos but I smoked a hoser
I got foes but I smoked some Folgers
I got shows but I smoked my chauffeur
I got toes but I smoked October
I GOT BROS BUT I SMOKED THEIR BROKER
I GOT ROPE BUT I SMOKED AL ROKERRRRRRR
Yeah, you know you got to help me quit
Yeah, before I talk and shake like Kate Hep-bur-r-rn
Or else I cough my larynx out
Yeah, or else my liver shuts down
Yeah, or else I start to freak out
Yeah, I'd like to roll and smoke the Hambur-glar-r-r
So tell him not to come 'round
Yeah, or else I'll smoke his ass down
Two - hours - per - pack
Since - I - cut - back
My roommates all stink, my cats have all choked
From all these things that I've smoked
All these things that I've smoked
If you can roll one
If you can, roll one
[Violent coughing]
(c) 2006+ Hot Spaff
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Don't Know The Original Song? It's temporarily available at spaff.com/dktos
i coughed up a lung laughing to this one
delightfully bizarre
Sweet! Now...where the hell is Robert Lund when you need him?
The whole verse starting with "I got cloves.." was friggin' hilarious. The Hamburglar and "two hours per pack/since I cut back" were sweet too.
There should be a scientific evaluation, what's the better cure for your airwaves; chemotherapy of spaffotherapy? (Considering that I do know what spaff means that comment can be read as really sick, but I don't mean it that way here). :-)
Thanx, drewster & alvin & Red & know1canhearyourtherapy. Brandon Flowers is my homie - he's from Nephi, Utah, by way of Vegas - so I've been wanting to do a Killers song for a while. I had a Groundhog Day-themed parody of "Somebody Told Me" that I was going to roll out in February '05, but I never finished it. Which is probably for the best.
creamcheesepie: I want Robert Lund to record ALL of my songs, of course. But he must, like, have a life or something.
creamcheesepie: I want Robert Lund to record ALL of my songs, of course. But he must, like, have a life or something.
This is aweosme! 555!
Thanx, Local Celeb. This one was fun to write.
So you atcually know BRandon Flowers? AWESOME! Anyways, any chance we'll see a "When You Were Young"parody? How bout? "How You Were Hung"...oh wait whatfreaks isnt around anymore, DAM, Il l think of something
Local Celeb: No, I've never actually met Brandon Flowers. But I can tell you that he doesn't look a thing like Jesus.
LOL ah I see, LOL that was a good one, sure doesnt! Whatever became of that Somebody told Me parody? Im gonna parody that song on tHanksgiving about stealing someone's turkey
My "Somebody Told Me" parody didn't happen and probably won't. What about yours?
Ah I see It's called "We'll Eat the Whole Thing" for some reason it wont let me post the link!
I'm an oldie but goodie (agewise) but I love the newer music and All these things... is one of my favorites. Your version is great - really laughed and appreciated the way I could really sing it to the tune, etc. I'm sorry you're not gonna do Somebady told me one. I'll keep checking this site to see/hear you newest creations - keep parodying - life is so short to be so serious.
Jackie: I'll check it out.
Merle: Grandmas are some of my favorite people! Thanx for your support.
Merle: Grandmas are some of my favorite people! Thanx for your support.
Ha ha ha, awesome spaff! quality parody, can see myself singing this one at the next drinking session I'm at, with due credit to you of course!
Elbie: Please make sure someone captures that on video.
this song is awesome lol excellent!
Thanx, maddywoo. And you really should cut back.
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