-> "I Always Use My American Express"
Original Song Title:
"Every Day I Love You Less And Less"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Always Use My American Express"
The Lyrics
I always use American Express
even if I do have money left
it make me a little less depressed
thinking of the rewards I could get
just using my American Express
I could get this lovely travel chest
just love my American Express
their reward system is the best
oh yes oh yes
I wish I had those headphone
robots that work from a remote control
I guess the points will be added on my bill
there's even enough for a lovely meal
this card is just so priceless
you can even take a guest this is the best
oh, and this food lovely
oh, and tonight it is on me
I always use American Express
filling in the form takes two secs
I need it, my wife has seen a lovely dress
I am paying with American Express
I think they'll take it at M and S
I always use American Express
and it will be alright I guess
to use my American Express
oh yes oh yes
I wish I had those headphones
robots that work from a remote control
I guess the points will be added on my bill
there's even enough for a lovely meal
this card is just so priceless
you can even take a guest this is the best
oh, and this food lovely
oh, and tonight it is on me
oh, I keep my card on me
oh, I'll call the taxi
oh, and this food lovely
oh, and tonight it is on me
oh, I keep my card on me
oh, I'll call the taxi
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