Netgear,
(dangit, dangit, dangit)
Netgear,
(dangit, dangit, dangit)
Netgear,
(dangit, dangit, dangit)
Netgear,
(dangit, dangit, dangit)
Netgear,
(dangit, dangit, dangit)
Netgear,
(dangit, dangit, dangit)
Netgear,
(dangit, dangit, dangit)
Netgear,
(dangit, dangit, dangit)
Netgear,

Netgear's messing up all behind my back,
The people at the company all slack,
Why do they fill the homes with their WIFI crap?
You can't return it, have fun with bubble wrap.
They have a bad objective, It's their own darn style,
Families in coffee shops are worth their while.
And all I wanna see is netgear work,
But that won't ever happen because they are jerks. yeah.

Netgear, Netgear why, oh, why?
Why do you just make me cry?
Internet is down, oh my,
expectance level, over 9.
Customer service never works,
That's cause they are a bunch of jerks,
Netgear, Netgear, not again,
Screwing up the net.

Alex: Connection bad,
Those ass-hats,
one track,
all they want is our cash,
Everybody watch your back,
Is that what they call an attack?
Uber: That's what I'm guessing,
I'm not sure they know why,
All they wanna do is make america cry,
Alex: watch them as they fantasize, blah, blah, blah, blah!
Uber: I'm not sure if they know how,
to run a company,
Alex: That's for sure.
They are all grown adults,
they think it's our fault,
malfunctioning minds,
Netgear, please grow up.
Uber: On my net, can't watch flash cartoons,
I can't view high bandwith,
crap the connection's dead No, no, no , no!

(dangit, dangit, dangit)
Netgear,
(dangit, dangit, dangit)
netgear,
(dangit, dangit, dangit)
netgear
(dangit, dangit, dangit)
netgear.

Netgear, netgear, I am tired,
of you guys, are you wired?
If I was your boss you'd be fired,
shut netgear down, then set it on fire
Netgear, Netgear, I demand
That you clean up your act.

Throw netgear off a mountain high,
give it to some real nerdy guy,
oh freak, it's down again no no no no!