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Song Parodies -> "Tonsil Hockey"

Original Song Title:

"Soccer Practice"

Original Performer:

The Gay Pimp

Parody Song Title:

"Tonsil Hockey"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

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This one was one of my "Obscure/Odd 15" that Matty and I challenged each other too, this is my 11th song from that list, leaving just 4. . .which I hope to complete next month.
Hey prude, Hey prude
Hey prude
Hey girl
Hey lonely
Hey prude
Hey prude hey prude

Hey prude
I was wand'ring could we go do
something silly

Hey prude
C'mon let's go have fun and do
something frilly

Uh I am scared Dave
I prefer the girly flings
You know it's goody folks
Do goody things
keep our nose clean

I like to do goody things
I like girly to not be so prude
I was hoping you could come do
Something naughty

Na na na na naughty

Naughty, like what?

Oooh like Tonsil Hockey
Try to score a goal on me
Stop playing defense
Come invade my crease
Make the Zamboni zoom
Patience is waining
Prude, Take shots from the slot
Go ahead and check me!

Tonsil hockey
Puck puck puck puck Tonsil hockey
Puck Puck Puck Tonsil hockey
Puck puck puck puck Tonsil hockey
Puck Puck Puck

I'm a freaky goalie
On a one man hockey team
If you shoot I won't stop you
could you slash me please

Aim it for the five hole
Please fulfill my icy dream
Take a shot and make it boom
and from either wing

I'm right here
Baby ice me now
Do not pass the puck
I need you to shoot now

C'mon dear
I'm being blunt now
girl, there's nothing wrong with
a kiss or making out
Play Tonsil hockey!
Please score a hat-trick on me
Take a shot I'll feel
Score one for your team
You need to score one soon
Or you'll be losing
Prude, this is your last shot
Please stop playing with me

Stick down,
Now burst,

No way

Pucker up please
Puck puck puck puck pucker up please
puck-puck-puck-puck-puck pucker up please
Puck Puck Puck pucker up please
Puck Puck Puck pucker up please
Puck Puck Puck pucker up please

Hey girly
Too slow
Hey prude, hey prude
Hey prude, hey prude

Tonsil hockey
Come n be on my dream team
skate in fast, don't yield
You won't need a screen
You don't need no perfume
So stop constraining
Prude c'mon take a shot
and shoot it at me

Tonsil Hockey oooh
Tonsil Hockey
Score a goal
Shoot the puck
Aim it now
Hit the post?
oh oh oh
Tonsil Hockey
Tonsil Hockey
Puck Puck Puck Puck Tonsil Hockey
Puck Puck Puck Puck Tonsil Hockey

wait a second Dave
you're not talking about laying one on me or Tonsil Hockey at all are you?

You're right
It's me. . .
I'm too shy, giving up
This has been a crazy Below Average Dave Production, why anyone would want to steal it is beyond me, but all rights are reserved so . . .yeah. . .

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Matthias - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Crazy parody Dave, to a pretty wacky song!
Mark Scotti - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Very creative, Dave. And uplifting, not "down in the mouth". LOL!!!
hiSCOREvo - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . I gotta Cowboy, way across town that's good to me, oh Yeah! He calls me Honey both Day & Night ! He's my LongHorn; I hold him tight . . .
Below Average Dave - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you Matty, Mark and hiSCORevo. . .it's a good thing I did this before I heard the news about Farrah and MJ, two icons I grew up with--like Madonna, Pete Wentz, Weird Al Yankovic, Beyonce and many others--I became consumed by the deaths of those two icons yesterday, and will probably be for a few days. . .
AFW - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Sounds like an interesting game..good one

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