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Song Parodies -> "The Chef - Beans"
Original Song Title:
"Dreams"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Game
Parody Song Title:
"The Chef - Beans"
Parody Written by:
Benny Boy
The Lyrics
I picked up the phone, dialled 200-2-0-1
Bout the same time Claims Direct turned out to be a con
Three minutes later the coffee is done
Kenko presents: Blended Cappacino boiled and hot
Fat silly kitchen chefs
Wanna know the outcome!
Ready to fry, beef stake and oven chips in one
Opened the pack, after the peas and carrots were done
Dad behind the MSG beef and hot fries and tea
I watched the baking of a spud dynasty
So I told Food Magazine
Cooking with Dr.Dre was a "DREAM!"
I had visions of makin' a meal
Then my chicken turned black,like I was burning dinners by the masses
It's kinda hard to imagine,like KFC
Comin back as extra tasty, to food serving and wrapping
But, that's the future
Ronald McDonald told me that it's gonna take more than a over-cooked roast dinner to hold me back
[Hook]
Burger is this 20 ounce
Lettin the juices from my hen bleed
Cuz Chef Jamie Oliver had a "BEAN''!
George Foreman had a "BEAN!"
Gordon Ramsey had a ''BEAN''!
So I reached out and found the salad and "added the kidney beans!"
''It's cuz I love food.....I........I love food.........I......I love food.......I,I,I...''
[Verse 2]
I had dreams of cooking a veggie burger in the deep fat fryer
When I saw it on the front of that food book
Read an article in a magazine
Cook mildly, at 80 farrenhite, serve with onion rings
So I'm in the kitchen having food-related dreams!
Good chefs neva' serve it up
But anything is possible ,if customers order chicken
Heard of chef's obstacles,found my way through the plate
Then dreams turned to food like, I'm actually amazed
Used to dream about flying a kite
Till it was crushed by Uncle Dave, almost let my dog do a pee
on my onion sage
Fast Cooking yesterday
Mixing choclate chip cake on stage
I thought I saw Ramsey talkin' to Food Master J
So I walked over heard Food Master say
It's a hardknock meal, until you add garlic
They say food is the cousin' of breath
So my mouth wide shut cuz a breath like mine will cause your death
[Hook]
This song is dedicated to Shitukkey mushrooms, the food similar to that of garlic and Salad which was served
to a gang eating out in Compton, Sunday September 14th 2003,
with steak and peas.
Bout the same time Claims Direct turned out to be a con
Three minutes later the coffee is done
Kenko presents: Blended Cappacino boiled and hot
Fat silly kitchen chefs
Wanna know the outcome!
Ready to fry, beef stake and oven chips in one
Opened the pack, after the peas and carrots were done
Dad behind the MSG beef and hot fries and tea
I watched the baking of a spud dynasty
So I told Food Magazine
Cooking with Dr.Dre was a "DREAM!"
I had visions of makin' a meal
Then my chicken turned black,like I was burning dinners by the masses
It's kinda hard to imagine,like KFC
Comin back as extra tasty, to food serving and wrapping
But, that's the future
Ronald McDonald told me that it's gonna take more than a over-cooked roast dinner to hold me back
[Hook]
Burger is this 20 ounce
Lettin the juices from my hen bleed
Cuz Chef Jamie Oliver had a "BEAN''!
George Foreman had a "BEAN!"
Gordon Ramsey had a ''BEAN''!
So I reached out and found the salad and "added the kidney beans!"
''It's cuz I love food.....I........I love food.........I......I love food.......I,I,I...''
[Verse 2]
I had dreams of cooking a veggie burger in the deep fat fryer
When I saw it on the front of that food book
Read an article in a magazine
Cook mildly, at 80 farrenhite, serve with onion rings
So I'm in the kitchen having food-related dreams!
Good chefs neva' serve it up
But anything is possible ,if customers order chicken
Heard of chef's obstacles,found my way through the plate
Then dreams turned to food like, I'm actually amazed
Used to dream about flying a kite
Till it was crushed by Uncle Dave, almost let my dog do a pee
on my onion sage
Fast Cooking yesterday
Mixing choclate chip cake on stage
I thought I saw Ramsey talkin' to Food Master J
So I walked over heard Food Master say
It's a hardknock meal, until you add garlic
They say food is the cousin' of breath
So my mouth wide shut cuz a breath like mine will cause your death
[Hook]
This song is dedicated to Shitukkey mushrooms, the food similar to that of garlic and Salad which was served
to a gang eating out in Compton, Sunday September 14th 2003,
with steak and peas.
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Full 4s. Fine, fine, Benny Boy, but you forgot to insert a third verse (which I missed, because in the original it featured the lines "Marshall Mathers made it, Kurtis Jackson made it"). I would say this parody features a lot of what Stuart McArthur calls "the delight factor," if I'm not mistaken, because I'm mentioning this for the second time, and I believe this involves leaving a lot of the original in to mold it into the context of your parody. Good job, I'd say, but ask iisryan instead. That's the authority on rap.
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