He's... so... odd...
Sitting backwards on Horse his brain is flawed
Way... up... north...
His head... has... spun...
On this show
Bill Scott voiced this brave dimwit
His love's Nell Fenwick
He saves her everyday

Sweet cartoon
With Bullwinkle he got a great start
So amazed
As he fights that Snidley bloke
Who's so deranged
When he ties chicks up to be mauled
By... spee-ding trains...
Till her savior Dudley rescues that broad

Dumbass crime fighter
Goof mountie, Goof mountie
Kanuck police force
In mountains, In mountains
His brain's just dead-weight
Has no clue... Has no clue...
Never scores a date
Goof mountie... Goof mountie...

Wears bright red
His bad puns have made us groan
Whacked... by... firs...
That branch had clubbed him off his throne
Friendly man
Has good luck used to stop this freak
He'll cut... the ropes...
That song: "Shortnin' Bread" he will sing

Snidley's sinister
Fights mounties, Fights mounties
His mustache is coarse
Gigantic, Gigantic
What's with all the hate?!
Dames are doomed, Dames are doomed
Dumped when he was eight?
Fights mounties, Fights mountiiiiiiiiiiies...

Weekend mornings
Back in the day
We were watchin'
It's clear we peered we cheered and jeered
At Dudley's lack of intelligence
Might not have been a trendsetter
Still loved what we observed
Hearing Whiplash taunt

No one's simpler
Than Dudley, Than Dudley
Nell just likes his horse
It's screwloose... so screwloose...
Stops that swindler
Goof mountie, Goof mountie
Yells some dull retort
"Confound It! Confound it!"
Locked inside a cage
It's cuckoo, So cuckoo!
Nell keeps getting saaved
Goof mountie, Goof mooooooooooooountie
The same plot each day
So routine, So routine