Everybody knows us
And makes fun of us
Everyone laughs at us - we're an Internet joke
We don't care,we do our thing
We know where - the in-crowd is
We’re the guys - you all know
We don't need rhyme- we're that cool

Hey - everybody, 1 – 2, 1 – 2 – 3 – 4 aaaahhhhhhh
Hip teens, - don’t wear blue jeans
‘Cause we’re cool cats, - we're so cool
Hip teens, -we wear black jeans
‘Cause we’re the in-crowd - on the scene

Everyone join us,
There’s a few simple rules
You need the right look babe, - ‘cause we don’t - follow trends
Thick glasses - preferrably black
Converse shoes - laces may lack
Plaid shirts - and sweaters too
Hair with bangs - it's just for you!

Hey - everybody, 1 – 2, 1 – 2 – 3 – 4 aaaahhhhhhh
Hip teens, - we wear black jeans
‘Cause we’re cool cats, - and so indie
Hip teens, -aren't into mainstream
‘Cause we’re the in-crowd -always have been

Solo (git)

Hey - everybody, 1 – 2, 1 – 2 – 3 – 4 aaaahhhhhhh
Hip teens, - we watch art movies
‘Cause we’re cool cats, - and you know
Hip teens, -we're all so artsy
‘Cause we’re the in-crowd - we're not mean

Hip teens, - make for great parodies
‘Cause we’re cool cats, - we're a joke
Hip teens, - we'll spoof the next hit
But it's so obscure - you probably never heard of it