(Stacy's kid has got it I admit
Stacy's kid has got it I admit
Stacy's kid has got it I admit
Stacy's kid has got it I admit)

Stacy, can I come over after work? (after work)
I'm so glad you don't know I'm a jerk (I'm a jerk)
Did your daughter get back from her senior trip? (senior trip)
And when I'm there, is it her hair or the bird she's gonna flip? (gonna flip)

You know, she's not the little girl that she used to be
She's all grown up now Stacy can't you see

Stacy's kid has got it I admit
She's all that I want, and I've waited so long for it
Stacy, can't you see older girls are not for me?
It may not sound legit but I'm in love with Stacy's kid

(Stacy's kid has got it I admit
Stacy's kid has got it I admit)

Stacy, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)
Your kid came out with just her school outfit on (school outfit on)
I could tell that she liked me by the way she stared (way she stared)
And by the way she asked, "Are you losing your hair?" (losing your hair)

I know you think that it's only a fantasy
But since her dad walked out, I could play Woody to her Soon-Yi

Stacy's kid has got it I admit
She's all that I want, and I've waited so long for it
Stacy, can't you see older girls are not for me?
You might say 'God forbid' but I'm in love with Stacy's kid

[interlude]

(Stacy's kid has got it I admit)
She's got it I admit
(She's all I want, and I've waited so long for it)
Waited and waited
(Stacy, can't you see older girls are not for me)
It may sound illegitimate,
But I'm in love with...

(Stacy's kid, ah-ah ah-ah)
I'm in love with
(Stacy's kid, ah-ah ah-ah)
Wait a minute
(Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me)
You'll say 'Heaven forbid',
But I'm in love with Stacy's kid