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Song Parodies -> "Joan"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Feeling

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Karl Hook Willers

The Lyrics

Give me the girls and I see them like I mean it
Give me the boys and I break them like I used to
Cos you give me the glass of Sabbath
You stole my Ozzy, and made my glasses wear
And God knows
You had sex with Joan

La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la

Joan Rivers
Dont be a slut
to kiss your ass and misbehave
And Joan Rivers
dont be afraid
You're looking like Henry Rollins
Be aware, be aware
youll be aware of Damaged
Joan Rivers
dont be a cunt
the chance has been afraid of me

I cant do the theme
I cant do the songs
I cant do the albums
I cant do the songs
unless I write them down

So, give me the words and I sing them like I used to
So, give me the albums and I listen to them like U2
Cos you give my heart in a nice thing
You stop the blood and made my heart beat
Made my heart beat
Made my heart beat
Made my heart beat
Made my heart beat (X4)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah (X13)

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