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Song Parodies -> "A Better Off Climate"

Original Song Title:

"Better Off Dancing"

Original Performer:

The Donnas

Parody Song Title:

"A Better Off Climate"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Never one to back away from a trend I'm now (at least for three minutes and the sake of this parody) onboard the Climate Change Warrior Bandwagon - Let's (rock and) Roll!

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
We are climate neophytes
And everyone must care!
We've all grown vegan appetites
Adopted polar bears

We're triggered by cars and hate on zoos
We know what to do
Except for when Al Gore starts enroot

Get offa the gas! Get offa your ass!
For better off climate
With Shanks's ponies you can do
A purulent blister you'll walk through!

Most here never worked a day
And we all look threadbare
On campus we talked UBI
That too's in the air

We're taking your food away from you
We know what to do
You all have to suck up what we moo!

Get offa the ribs! Get offa the steaks!
For better off climate
Eat free range tofu, nuts and dew
For better off climate we'll chop you!

Hot air must stop, the World be remould
(That's our goal)
We're getting warm, but we love it cold
(We're hirsute trolls)
When the patriarchy's gone
We will gather round our bongs
And soon it won't be long
We'll save the climate!

A better off climate
A better off climate (we've in view)
A better off climate
A better off climate (we've in view)

(Huffin' and Puffin' Solo)

Get offa the couch! Get up and get woke!
For better off climate
Join Antifa and tweet #metoo
Let pussy hat dress code become you!

Get offa the oil! Get offa the coal!
For better off climate
By candlelight we can make do
A better off climate we'll push through!

The patriarchy's screwed
A Green Deal's good, it's true
Old people; we'll tax YOU!

© Peter Andersson.

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