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Song Parodies -> "Dogs Throw Up On Me"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Wait Up For Me"

Original Performer:

The Donnas

Parody Song Title:

"Dogs Throw Up On Me"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

One morning during the last of the dog days of summer I woke up from the smell of rotten apples, toppled garbage and an emerging feeling that my song writing had started to be in good taste too often - and the latter made me feel sick! A remedy was needed, a really repulsive remedy, so I uncleaned up my (t)act and set out to step in to some unleashed pits of pooch woetry.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here:
Dogs - disturbs my slumber
The stupid mutts want me to get up
Ouch - their breaths are weapons
Like rotten vomit in an athlete's cup
Gawd I - will throw up
But a mutt
Goes first and it won't stop

Dog flu puke is hot and it lasts for long
My dogs throw up on me
I should have bought a cat, a single one
'Cos dogs throw up on me

It - can stomach one more round
But more its mother's coming up behind
Then - there are some other hounds
Two Poodles, Beagles and some pups in line
Gawd I - must throw up
But the mutts
Goes first and it won't stop

Yeller puke is hot and its stench is strong
My dogs throw up on me
I'm glad I've no Bernard, who has the runs
'Cos dogs relieve on me

They keep barfing, I can't make them hold up
Nobody knows when stomach flu ends
They keep barking, I can't make them shut up
And when they're through I'll bet it starts again too soon

Gawd I - will throw up (he'll throw up)
But the mutts (and the pups)
Goes first and it won't stop
Now let me tell you 'bout my dogs

Canine puke is hot and it just goes on
I don't think they like me
Flock leader's named Ralph, gee was I dumb
Now dogs throw up on me

They puke and bark and it never stops
My dogs are after me
I think I'm getting tic(k)s, from everyone
I must be breaking free

I'll tell you 'bout my dogs
The mutts (the mutts) they never stop
My dogs throw up on me (wish it stopped)
I'm gonna buy a gun, a gatling gun
And shoot each one in three!

© Peter Andersson.

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Silver Power - December 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Fun parody here, I liked the line "Like rotten vomit in an athlete's cup". Great job! 5s.
Mark Scotti - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM)"Heaving" up fives...
bobpiecheese - December 30, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I've seen parodies about dogs and parodies about throwing up (some of 'em mine), but I don't think I've seen a parody about dogs throwing up. Kudos there. 555 as well.
Phil Alexander - December 30, 2009 - Report this comment
:D about a dog's dinner of a parody ;-)
Max Power - December 30, 2009 - Report this comment
You can ask Michael Vick for tips on killing dogs :D
DJ Blaze - December 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Watch out for PETA.... 555
jack wilson - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Awesome! 5s
Jack Wilson - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job on this 5s
Matthias - January 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Gross!!! I don't want to know what story invoked this idea for a song

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