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Song Parodies -> "Get Your Hands Off My Woman, Kevin Federline"

Original Song Title:

"Get Your Hands Off My Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Darkness

Parody Song Title:

"Get Your Hands Off My Woman, Kevin Federline"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

Kevin Federline has no right to marry Britney Spears when she is my dream wife for all eternity. I hate Kevin Federline and wish Britney would dump him and not see any more guys.
You are drunk and you are surly
You dance for Britney Spears
And now you guys want to get married???!!!!!
Drank a thousand beers!!

Oh you've got no right to diminish her fame
She's calling you Kevin
You suck!

Get your hands off my woman Kevin Federline
Get your hands off my woman Kevin Federline
Yeah

Brit's had sixty-six beers too many
If she thinks you will be the groom
You're too ugly, too old to marry
The one who Did It Again

Oh you've got no right to marry my dream wife
'Cause you belong in prison
You (expletive)

Get your hands off my woman Kevin Federline
She's not girl, not yet woman, can't you see her?
You make Justin look just like Bull from "Night Court"
Get your hands off my woman (expletive)
Ow!
Get your hands off my woman Kevin Federline
Get your hands off my woman Kevin Federline!!!!!

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Michael Pacholek - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, Kevin, why don't you find yourself a real already-taken woman, like I did? Oh, Catherine, why, why, why the oh-so-wrinkled Michael Douglas?
JODY - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
sorry dude they r married shes ugly and got a kid or kids on the way sorry dude u need 2 get over it

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