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Song Parodies -> "I Believe That Drink Can Kill"

Original Song Title:

"I Believe In A Thing Called Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Darkness

Parody Song Title:

"I Believe That Drink Can Kill"

Parody Written by:

Wee Munk

The Lyrics

There was an anti-drink song contest on in my area, this is my entry
Can't explain why drinking is still getting me down
You get them everywhere, London or your own town

Why do you
Constantly
Why do you consistently drink

I believe that drinks can kill
Too much can be very bad for you
Don't drink sparking or the still
I'm not lying it's all true
I believe that drinks can kill, oo-ooo-oo

Don't wanna need to stay in bed sick every hour every day
Drink's got me in a spin but everything can be okay

(Ah) Why do you
(Ah) Constantly
(Ah) Why do you consistently drink

I believe that drinks can kill
Too much can be very bad for you
Don't drink sparking or the still
I'm not lying it's all true
I believe that drinks can kill, oo-ooo-oo

(Ah) Why do you
(Ah) Constantly
(Ah) Why do you consistently drink

I believe that drinks can kill
Too much can be very bad for you
Don't drink sparking or the still
I'm not lying it's all true
I believe that drinks can kill, oo-ooo-oo
Copyright © Martin Heron

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