-> "Make Me Breakfast"
Original Song Title:
"(Leave Me) Breathless"
Parody Song Title:
"Make Me Breakfast"
Parody Written by:
Ryan McClure
The Lyrics
Go on, go on, make me breakfast
Come on, come on, come on
Yeah
The sun is rising slowly
My stomach's growling for some food
I waiting for my coffee
No time for brunch, did that last week
I'm gonna try
To make some bacon right
Cook some toast; just make it rye
With jelly
Or butter
So go on, go on
Come on, make me breakfast
Coffee, for me
With some cream and sugar
Squeezin' oranges
And I want some pancakes
Bacon, bacon
Yeah, bacon
Yeah
And if there's no pancake mix
And all we have is milk and bread
I'd rather have some Bisquick
I need my pancakes before I go
Eggs in my dreams
And bacon in my head
And I really want some pancakes
Don't burn it
Don't eat it
So go on, go on
Come on, make me breakfast
Coffee, for me
With some cream and sugar
Squeezin' oranges
And I want some pancakes
Bacon, bacon
Yeah, bacon (bacon bacon)
I'm gonna try
To make some bacon right
Cook some toast; just make it rye
With jelly
Or butter
So go on, go on
Come on, make me breakfast
Coffee, for me
With some cream and sugar
Squeezin' oranges
And I want some pancakes
Bacon, bacon
Come on, make me breakfast
Pancakes, pancakes
Come on, make me breakfast
French toast, French toast
Come on, make me breakfast
Bacon, bacon
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