-> "Rob Me Blind"
Original Song Title:
"Breathless"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Rob Me Blind"
Parody Written by:
Matt Harris
The Lyrics
Go on, go on
Rob me blind
Come in...
The daylight's fading slowly
That's when burglars like you appear
The door is so inviting
The slightest touch and it opens
You almost die
From the shock of it being unlocked
And you're gaining nerve to try
Can't fight it
Wanna steal it
So, go on, go on, come on rob me blind
It's tempting sitting there, that big screen TV
You know you wanna take it
It just longs for your touch
Go on, go on
Yeah
Come in
If my stuff's gone tomorrow
And all I have is my nightshirt
I will know that you were here
And curse myself for being a fool
It's like a nightmare
Although I'm not asleep
And I'm going to call the cops
You'll pay!
You thief!
So, go on, go on, come on rob me blind
It's tempting sitting there, that jewelry box
You know you wanna take it
It just longs for your touch
Go on, go on
Yeah
Come in
I can't believe
I was so careless
I might as well have left
Refreshments
For you...
So, go on, go on, come on rob me blind
It's tempting sitting there, that nice stereo
You know you wanna take it
It just longs for your touch
Go on, go on
Come on, rob me blind
Go on, go on
Come on, rob me blind
Go on, go on
Come on, rob me blind
Go on...go on!
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