They're slow and they're screwed on the road "cause of traffic
They're looking there for food it's ironic and tragic
Their last memories were a need to go much faster
Fortunately, they were brought to a master

Who makes pickled meat
That's picked up off of the street
And our competitors
Are most likely a lot worse
As for calories
We have no idea
But you need to drive over here
Go nuts for squirrels when cooked in beer

Look at what we just hit I might call it Alvin
The Chipmunk Church says it's a car-di-nal sin
But we don't believe in that denomination
Chuck's Roadkill Joint was the point of creation

We make pickled meat
That's picked up off of the street
And our competitors
Are most likely a lot worse
As for calories
We have no idea
But you need to drive over here
Go nuts for squirrels when cooked in beer

A few times every year
We'll run over a deer
But when we don't do that
We can still skin a cat
To me this is okay
As far as I know they're strays
But the ASPCA
Needs bribes to go away

Just drive with your eyes to the sky maybe then you
Will help contribute an item to our menu

We make pickled meat
That's picked up off of the street
And our competitors
Are most likely a lot worse
As for calories
We have no idea
But you need to drive over here
Go nuts for squirrels when cooked in beer