-> "Vampirella"
Original Song Title:
"Cinderella"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Vampirella"
The Lyrics
When she was just a young girl
Planet Drakulon’s blood rivers flowed red
Vampiri life was boring
Twin suns caused droughts that brought death to its residents
The end of life, beginning of Vampirella’s story
A strange spacecraft crashed violently, emerging were armed human “things”
They had blood in their arteries, so she returned to Earth to feed
[Chorus]
There’s no one quite like fanged Vampirella
Sling-suit, scant-clad, high boot, bad guy killa
Hunting Chaos enemies, fulfills inner needs
The way she moves is fascinating
Night vision and super strength- just amazing!
In the dark of night, outstretched wings give her flight
Against evil, takes care of herself
No demon can drag HER to hell
Von Kreist, Prussian officer, beat Satan in card game high
Won immortality- won’t ever die
Sadistic, cruel monster that preys upon innocent children
Somehow Vampirella must take his life
A showdown ensues and Vampirella will show him no mercy
Sliced in two, von Kreist becomes a decaying, morbid, useless thing
Surviving…
There’s no one quite like fanged Vampirella
Sling-suit, scant-clad, high boot, bad guy killa
Hunting Chaos enemies, fulfills inner needs
The way she moves is fascinating
Night vision and super strength- just amazing!
In the dark of night, outstretched wings give her flight
Against evil, takes care of herself
No demon can drag HER to hell
She can slay, many demons
Evil beings, evil things
Dark Mistress of the Night is she
On enemies she does feed
There’s no one quite like fanged Vampirella
Sling-suit, scant-clad, high boot, bad guy killa
Hunting Chaos enemies, fulfills inner needs
The way she moves is fascinating
Night vision and super strength- just amazing!
In the dark of night, outstretched wings give her flight
Against evil, takes care of herself
No demon can drag HER to hell
There’s no one quite like fanged Vampirella
Sling-suit, scant-clad, high boot, bad guy killa
Hunting Chaos enemies, fulfills inner needs
The way she moves is fascinating
Night vision and super strength- just amazing!
In the dark of night, outstretched wings give her flight
Against evil, takes care of herself
No demon can drag HER to hell
There’s no one quite like fanged Vampirella
Sling-suit, scant-clad, high boot, bad guy killa
Hunting Chaos enemies, fulfills inner needs
The way she moves is fascinating
Night vision and super strength- just amazing!
In the dark of night, outstretched wings give her flight
Against evil, takes care of herself
No demon can drag HER to hell
Pantha and Pendragon are her pals...
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