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Song Parodies -> "Turkey Every Single Day"
Original Song Title:
"Wherever You Will Go"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Calling
Parody Song Title:
"Turkey Every Single Day"
Parody Written by:
Kristi
The Lyrics
Thanksgiving Parody
So lately been hungry
i know the day is coming soon
when it's gone, i'll need help
to get out of the dining room
If the gravy bowl shall fall
yea fall upon us all
then between the beans and ham
we can still fill ourselves with them
If i could, then i would
i'd eat turkey every single day
on a tray, or with mayonaise
i'd eat turkey every single day
Maybe, I'll find a way,
To get rid of all that food
I'll pack up, a tray,
For all those in a Turkey Mood
eating all the deserts
eating all the hors d'oeuvre's (or-derves)
eating until it hurts...
i know now, had enough chow
to hold me over till next year
my stomach hurts, but it was worth
the pain to spend the day right here
If i could, then i would
i'd eat turkey every single day
on a tray, or with mayonaise
i'd eat turkey every single day
if i could turn back time,
i'd eat turkey every single day
if i could make it mine,
then i'd eat turkey every single daaaaayyyyyy
i know the day is coming soon
when it's gone, i'll need help
to get out of the dining room
If the gravy bowl shall fall
yea fall upon us all
then between the beans and ham
we can still fill ourselves with them
If i could, then i would
i'd eat turkey every single day
on a tray, or with mayonaise
i'd eat turkey every single day
Maybe, I'll find a way,
To get rid of all that food
I'll pack up, a tray,
For all those in a Turkey Mood
eating all the deserts
eating all the hors d'oeuvre's (or-derves)
eating until it hurts...
i know now, had enough chow
to hold me over till next year
my stomach hurts, but it was worth
the pain to spend the day right here
If i could, then i would
i'd eat turkey every single day
on a tray, or with mayonaise
i'd eat turkey every single day
if i could turn back time,
i'd eat turkey every single day
if i could make it mine,
then i'd eat turkey every single daaaaayyyyyy
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