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Song Parodies -> "My Slump"
Original Song Title:
"My Humps"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Black Eyed Peas
Parody Song Title:
"My Slump"
Parody Written by:
Kevin Yeh
The Lyrics
Based on MadTV's "My Slump" parody on George W. Bush. Original song is "My Humps" by The Black Eyed Peas. This reflects the state of America in 2020.
(Intro)
[Uncle Sam]
Whatcha gonna do about your big slump?
2020’s in the dumps
Approval rating needs a jump
[Donald Trump]
To tell the truth I'm kinda stumped
I'm stumped, I'm stumped, I'm stumped
I'm stumped, I'm stumped, I'm stumped
About my nasty slump
What the funk?
(Hook)
[Uncle Sam]
You drive the nation crazy
Always actin' lazy
Golf for many daysies
While COVID kills the folksies
The fellas that ran CDC
Jumped a giant sharksie
Mike Pence was a clownie
And let all the people drownsie
When RBG passed away
You thought you’d hire Barrett
That was no solution
She don’t know the constitution
GOP's in disarray
Most folks went away
Some whistleblower was a snitch
And now you’ll be in prison bitch
(Chorus)
[Uncle Sam]
Your ship is sinking
[Donald Trump]
But I won the election
Just like I said I would
[Uncle Sam]
You must be drinking
[Donald Trump]
And the real war is here at home
Fighting against election fraud
(Post-Hook)
[Uncle Sam]
Whacha gonna do 'bout your big slump?
Interest rates in an all-time low
You and your cabinet we've already dumped
[Donald Trump]
Heck, every road has its bumps
I learned that running my businesses
We'll get over this here hump
Until then, I'll shake my rump
My rump, my rump, my rump
Check it out!
[Uncle Sam]
Whatcha gonna do about your big slump?
2020’s in the dumps
Approval rating needs a jump
[Donald Trump]
To tell the truth I'm kinda stumped
I'm stumped, I'm stumped, I'm stumped
I'm stumped, I'm stumped, I'm stumped
About my nasty slump
What the funk?
(Hook)
[Uncle Sam]
You drive the nation crazy
Always actin' lazy
Golf for many daysies
While COVID kills the folksies
The fellas that ran CDC
Jumped a giant sharksie
Mike Pence was a clownie
And let all the people drownsie
When RBG passed away
You thought you’d hire Barrett
That was no solution
She don’t know the constitution
GOP's in disarray
Most folks went away
Some whistleblower was a snitch
And now you’ll be in prison bitch
(Chorus)
[Uncle Sam]
Your ship is sinking
[Donald Trump]
But I won the election
Just like I said I would
[Uncle Sam]
You must be drinking
[Donald Trump]
And the real war is here at home
Fighting against election fraud
(Post-Hook)
[Uncle Sam]
Whacha gonna do 'bout your big slump?
Interest rates in an all-time low
You and your cabinet we've already dumped
[Donald Trump]
Heck, every road has its bumps
I learned that running my businesses
We'll get over this here hump
Until then, I'll shake my rump
My rump, my rump, my rump
Check it out!
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