-> "XXS"
Original Song Title:
"SMS"
Parody Song Title:
"XXS"
The Lyrics
I'm wearing shirts in X-X-S
I'm wearing clothes in X-X-X-S
I'm at the store, I try a shirt on
Out of stock, The smallest size is now gone.
Is there some way, that I could pay
To be uncomortable every day
Some Jeans size 4,
They make me sore,
Every though I weigh 204
I'm wearing shirts in X-X-S
I'm wearing clothes in X-X-X-S
It takes an hour to get dressed
Cause I rock an X-X-X-S.
It doesn't fit,
Have pain in my arms,
Looks like s***,
But it's so in fashion this year.
Then I go drink some craft beer.
Is there some way, that I could pay
To get the other hipsters to say
That shirt's so small,
I'm at the mall,
These skinny jeans cause pain in my b***s.
I'm wearing shirts in X-X-S
I'm wearing clothes in X-X-X-S
It takes an hour to get dressed
Cause I rock an X-X-X-S.
Now I go to, the kids store now,
For smaller clothes, I don't know how
I fit in this, Now don't you dis
The 90s clothes will never be missed!
I'm wearing shirts in X-X-S
I'm wearing clothes in X-X-X-S
It takes an hour to get dressed
Cause I rock an X-X-X-S. x3
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