telephone: Riiiiinnnggg
Girl: Hello?
Guy: Hey it's me, What's up baby? ::fart noise:: I'm sorry...Listen, that was only a small fart, so don't get grossed out, ok?
Girl: That's nasty!
Guy: ::fart noise:: What was that? Say it again?
Girl: Did you fart?
Guy: Yea, my farts are really coming out...and I think I'm gonna let you go. If you can hear me over my farts, It's getting really smelly...I gotta go...

Let me tell you the story 'bout the fart that changed my girl away,
She kicked me outta the house, and I'm in major misery
I asked someone where the bathroom was, and it was right in front of me,
I said I...I gotta take a crap right now...Gotta fart...

I shouldn't have said that
He was disgusted by me...
and then my girlfriend was too...

(chorus)
Listen baby I'm sorry...
I just wanna tell you don't worry,
I wont come home, as long as I smell like this
It's really coming out, and it's a really big pain,
so now you know,
I'm going to the bathroom finally...gotta fart...


ok now I'm almost done...
no I take it back, I'm not even close
crap! It smells real bad,
and it's not only this one...::fart noise::
And it eats me from inside,
and I smell like crap outside,
but that doesn't mean I'm not clean...

(chorus)
Listen Baby I'm sorry...
I just wanna tell you don't worry,
I wont come home, as long as I smell like this,
It's really coming out, and it's a really big pain,
so now you know...
I'm going to the bathroom finally...gotta fart...

(On this part...the ring noises are farts, and the girl in the background is saying "ew, gross" istead of "Hello?")

Let me tell you the story 'bout the fart that changed my girl away,
She kicked me outta the house, and I'm in major misery
I asked someone where the bathroom was, and it was right in front of me,
I said I...I'm really smelly right now...
Gotta FAAaaaAAAaaaaAAARTT...

Listen Baby I'm sorry...
I just wanna tell you don't worry,
I wont come home, as long as I smell like this,
It's really coming out, and it's a really big pain,
so now you know...
I'm going to the bathroom finally...gotta fart...

Listen Baby I'm sorry...
I just wanna tell you don't worry,
I wont come home, as long as I smell like this,
It's really coming out, and it's a really big pain,
so now you know...
I'm going to the bathroom finally...
I'm going to the bathroom finally...
Gotta Fart...