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Song Parodies -> "12-Beer Supremacist"

Original Song Title:

"Frontier Psychiatrist"

Original Performer:

The Avalanches

Parody Song Title:

"12-Beer Supremacist"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

DKTOS? Video at (Watch it FIRST, then read my parody, or you will very likely get lost)
Today we will, today we will, today we will go play after work, and go shoot some pool!
I'm afraid we won't, poolhall's been torn, let's turn our attention to the saloons, my man. There's a guy at the Country Love Bar who has the most compelling talent in the whole entire solar system! I won't be a jerk, I shall tell you about the talent of Lester's you will see. In huge beer consumption, he's like a dancer.
You say in consumption, he's like a dancer?
It's my opinion that this guy can drink limitless without losing his brain!

You can't drink more than me (he's not an alcoholic)
You can't drink more than me (and he's not alcoholic)
You can't drink more than me
This guy ain't no slouch, he won't turn green
He's so hot! (he's so hot!), the beer drinking affects him not!
Is that what you mean? (you can't drink more than me)
I'm gonna test (you can't drink more than me
Leinie's for you, that's what we'll do
I bet my salary
You, you, you, you can't drink more than me
He will stay on his feet
This here bet will bring him grief

Place your bets now above, 'cause the odds are quite low
Well, I've never seen such a crazy bet now boys! This, this, this here idiot and the 12-Beer Supremacist
I...I've been been hip to many jives
I've wrestled heavy girls, I've lifted 20,000 beer kegs
Worn silk pajamas, I am an optimist, I'm the man to behold, an idol!
I'll batten my hatches, chase it down with my gin
I promise you my friends, this is a bet I will win, I will win, I will win...

12-Beer Supremacist!
12-Beer, 12-Beer, 12-Beer, 12-Beer Supremacist!...

You can't drink more than me (I'm feelin' like plastic!)
You can't drink more than me (He's still standing, but I feel sick!)
You can't drink more than me
That guy's 'bout to slouch (I lost my spleen!)
On his butt (thump!), on his butt! Looks like he's gonna puke his gut
Ew, what a scene! (You can't drink more than me)
It's gonna kill you! (You can't drink more than me)
What am I gonna do? Let's have a redo!
Best two out of three?
You can't, can't, can't drink more than me
You should wait a week (giggle, giggle, squeak!)
I'll be right here on the street

12-Beer Supremacist!

Can you do an imitation of these drunks during their competition?
(Uh, ohhh, uh, drunkards!...Yeah!)
[4 bar-count of slurping, chugging, cheering, gasping, gagging noises]

Here's how a drunkard talks!
[6 bar-count of slurring, gabbing, yakking, mumbling, grumbling noises, followed by "BLEEAAAAAAGGHHHHHH!!!"]

Yes, drunkards are funny when they talk
Can you think of another word to describe them?
Dumb bastards? (bastards, bastards, bastards...)
Copyright 2008, Agrimorfee.

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 12

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Jason - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Wow! Two beer parodies in one day! Pretty good!
Jeff Reuben - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Well done, I enjoyed the lyrics quite a bit! I'll listen to the song when I'm home from work to help match it (left my headphones bad).
Invisible Boy - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
I don't know where you find these songs Agri, but points for taking it on. I loved the title sub.
Matthias - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
..... This song is even weirder than Mr. Bungle!!! I don't know how or why you decided to randomly parody this, but I'm glad you did, because it allows me to hear really strange songs.
Agrimorfee - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
The weirdest songs that I parody are ones that I actually enjoy listening to.
UnKnownVotress - June 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh Sir, . . . please drop the beer ! and slip into those RED SILK Pj's !
Matthias - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment
My comment still stands. Now I bet I can chug his pitcher of beer faster than you can!!!
Jason - September 08, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4) See my above comment!
Max Power - September 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Stay sober no matter what, 555 pints for you
Guy - September 13, 2008 - Report this comment

What a great drinking song. Wish I drank - I'd try it out with some frineds. Fine job Ag.
Stuart McArthur - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) The Avalanches not only come from my city, Melbourne, but from my neighboring suburb, and get this, they got their break playing at the pub one block away from my bar (d'oh!) - I love this song, and your weird take on it honoured the wacky surrealism of the OS perfectly Ag - 555
Red Ant - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Great OS; thanks for introducing it to me. Excellent execution, especially on the spoken intro. Killer title.
Invisible Boy - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Again I took your advise and listened to the OS...It helped. I'm glad you're here to introduce me to material I would otherwise miss.
Great job taking the OS up a notch...
Max Power - November 14, 2015 - Report this comment
No way I can drink 5 let alone 12 but still, as before, 555 pints for you.
Blaydeman - November 17, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) You pick the strangest stuff to parody. That is totally you're thing and I dig that about you, I do. The OS.... not really for me. However, your parody was nice and hit a very traditional parody topic, drinking. I liked the "supremacist" twist to just a plain old drinking binge song, so that helped freshen up the concept for me. Fun fun for everyone.
bobpiecheese - November 17, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Well, that was a weird song. Definitely an odd take on the standard beer parody, not entirely sure what to make of it but definitely worth a 555.
Abbott Skelding - November 18, 2015 - Report this comment
What the hell did I just read?! hahaha a very weird song, but you matched it up perfectly! The pacing was spot on and I love the title sub. Nicely done!

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