-> "12-Beer Supremacist"
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Today we will, today we will, today we will go play after work, and go shoot some pool!
I'm afraid we won't, poolhall's been torn, let's turn our attention to the saloons, my man. There's a guy at the Country Love Bar who has the most compelling talent in the whole entire solar system! I won't be a jerk, I shall tell you about the talent of Lester's you will see. In huge beer consumption, he's like a dancer.
You say in consumption, he's like a dancer?
It's my opinion that this guy can drink limitless without losing his brain!
You can't drink more than me (he's not an alcoholic)
You can't drink more than me (and he's not alcoholic)
You can't drink more than me
This guy ain't no slouch, he won't turn green
He's so hot! (he's so hot!), the beer drinking affects him not!
Is that what you mean? (you can't drink more than me)
I'm gonna test (you can't drink more than me
Leinie's for you, that's what we'll do
I bet my salary
You, you, you, you can't drink more than me
He will stay on his feet
This here bet will bring him grief
Place your bets now above, 'cause the odds are quite low
Well, I've never seen such a crazy bet now boys! This, this, this here idiot and the 12-Beer Supremacist
I...I've been been hip to many jives
I've wrestled heavy girls, I've lifted 20,000 beer kegs
Worn silk pajamas, I am an optimist, I'm the man to behold, an idol!
I'll batten my hatches, chase it down with my gin
I promise you my friends, this is a bet I will win, I will win, I will win...
12-Beer, 12-Beer, 12-Beer, 12-Beer Supremacist!...
You can't drink more than me (I'm feelin' like plastic!)
You can't drink more than me (He's still standing, but I feel sick!)
You can't drink more than me
That guy's 'bout to slouch (I lost my spleen!)
On his butt (thump!), on his butt! Looks like he's gonna puke his gut
Ew, what a scene! (You can't drink more than me)
It's gonna kill you! (You can't drink more than me)
What am I gonna do? Let's have a redo!
Best two out of three?
You can't, can't, can't drink more than me
You should wait a week (giggle, giggle, squeak!)
I'll be right here on the street
Can you do an imitation of these drunks during their competition?
(Uh, ohhh, uh, drunkards!...Yeah!)
[4 bar-count of slurping, chugging, cheering, gasping, gagging noises]
Here's how a drunkard talks!
[6 bar-count of slurring, gabbing, yakking, mumbling, grumbling noises, followed by "BLEEAAAAAAGGHHHHHH!!!"]
Yes, drunkards are funny when they talk
Can you think of another word to describe them?
Dumb bastards? (bastards, bastards, bastards...)
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