Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "If You Wanna Eat Me"
Original Song Title:
"If You Wanna Hold Me"
Original Performer:
Terri Summers
Parody Song Title:
"If You Wanna Eat Me"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Another Zombie entry... from an unlikely OS which comes from a Bonus Scene off of a porn tape starring porn star Terri Summers!!! Yeah, she sang this really simple song and I adapted it!!!
If you wanna eat me
You got to kill me
If you wanna eat me
You got to kill me
Tear me
Bite me
Every Zombie
Eat me
You just can’t get enough?
Of this satisfaction?
Well, I’ve got news for you
Here is my reaction:
If you wanna eat me
You got to kill me
If you wanna eat me
You got to kill me
Shotgun,
MG,
Chainsaw,
Machete,
Broken glass,
Butcher knives,
Pitch fork,
MP-5,
Molotov,
Acid,
Barbed wire,
Axes,
Pistol,
Lawn mower,
Garage tools,
Flame thrower!!!
You just can’t get enough?
Of this satisfaction?
Well, I’ve got news for you
Here is my reaction:
DIE ZOMBIE, DIE!!!
DIE ZOMBIE, DIE!!!
DIE ZOMBIE, DIE!!!
DIE ZOMBIE, DIE!!!
You got to kill me
If you wanna eat me
You got to kill me
Tear me
Bite me
Every Zombie
Eat me
You just can’t get enough?
Of this satisfaction?
Well, I’ve got news for you
Here is my reaction:
If you wanna eat me
You got to kill me
If you wanna eat me
You got to kill me
Shotgun,
MG,
Chainsaw,
Machete,
Broken glass,
Butcher knives,
Pitch fork,
MP-5,
Molotov,
Acid,
Barbed wire,
Axes,
Pistol,
Lawn mower,
Garage tools,
Flame thrower!!!
You just can’t get enough?
Of this satisfaction?
Well, I’ve got news for you
Here is my reaction:
DIE ZOMBIE, DIE!!!
DIE ZOMBIE, DIE!!!
DIE ZOMBIE, DIE!!!
DIE ZOMBIE, DIE!!!
Non-porn Terri Summer pic: http://www.picitup.com/celebs/http/img.freebase.com/api/trans/image_thumb/guid/9202a8c04000641f8000000000681a40%3Ferrorid=%252Ffreebase%252Fno_image_png&maxheight=500&mode=fit&maxwidth=500
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 7 | 7 | 7 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
That's just crazy-cool, dude!!! I have all of those Anti-Zombie tools at my disposal except for maybe a true flamethrower- best to just use WD-40 and a lighter! Awesome!!!
TY... am not a real big Zombie fan but I've heard that "WWZ" is the next big Zombie movie with Brad Pitt... ???
Mmmmm.... Brains! :-D Nice job! 5's! :-)
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/terrisummers0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 912