Votes used to be fine
Every four years time
Don't need elections
To bring shrub to you

Counts Florida minds
Are fishy sometimes
Don't need elections
To bring shrub to you

It's fraud today
What we're missing
This ain't guesswork
Intuition

There's all the hanging chads to look through
We need a new recount or we're screwed
Nobody seems to care enough to
Don't need elections when they lose

Followed the dark lines
They're confusing sometimes
Don't need elections
To bring shrub to you

Though the counts down
Votes are missing
The democrats
have misgivings

There's all the dead voters that vote too
We need accountancy or we're screwed
Nobody seems to care enough to
Don't need elections when they lose

There's a dishonest judge to fight too
We need to boot the shrub or we're screwed
Nobody seems to care enough to
Don't need elections when they lose

Votes used to be fine
Every four years time
Don't need elections
To bring shrub to you