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Song Parodies -> "You're Worthless David Zaslav"
Original Song Title:
"You Are Worthless Alec Baldwin"
Original Performer:
Team America Soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"You're Worthless David Zaslav"
Parody Written by:
Mike Zhou
The Lyrics
This is a parody of a song that was featured in the Team America Movie,i Spoof this song with David Zaslav.
I was sent from planet Mars to conquer the Earth
I had a terrific plan
I thought it would work
Tried to get their entertainment to pure piece by pieces
You see
But it all went wrong and now I must decree
You are worthless, David Zaslav
You are worthless, David Zaslav
You failed in every way and now my stock in you has fallen.
Your career is stalling and you're worthless, David Zaslav
That's why I sacked your seats off
And your children are all bawling
Planet Mars is inhabited with Martians like me
But also with Venus whose blocked in sight by the Earth
The Martians and the Venusians are In attempt to contact with
So we wanted to remove one problem and thats what Earth was for
But you are worthless, David Zaslav
You are worthless, David Zaslav
You messed up my whole plan
And now Mars is Blow with pieces
Your garbage needs some hauling
And you're worthless, David Zaslav
Now I must return home a failure
I'm afraid I need to came up with a next Plan....
I had a terrific plan
I thought it would work
Tried to get their entertainment to pure piece by pieces
You see
But it all went wrong and now I must decree
You are worthless, David Zaslav
You are worthless, David Zaslav
You failed in every way and now my stock in you has fallen.
Your career is stalling and you're worthless, David Zaslav
That's why I sacked your seats off
And your children are all bawling
Planet Mars is inhabited with Martians like me
But also with Venus whose blocked in sight by the Earth
The Martians and the Venusians are In attempt to contact with
So we wanted to remove one problem and thats what Earth was for
But you are worthless, David Zaslav
You are worthless, David Zaslav
You messed up my whole plan
And now Mars is Blow with pieces
Your garbage needs some hauling
And you're worthless, David Zaslav
Now I must return home a failure
I'm afraid I need to came up with a next Plan....
Marvin the Martian ©WBD Team America ©Paramount/Parker-Stone
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