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Song Parodies -> "How to Be Cool"

Original Song Title:

"Tell Me Why"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"How to Be Cool"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

I took a chance, I took a shot
And you might think I'm a police officer, but I'm not
You took a thing, I took it hard
And down here from the ground I see who you are

I'm sick and tired of your people
I'm feeling like I don't know you
You tell me that you love me then you call me down
And I need you like the big dentist
But you know you got a good streak
Makes me run for cover when you're around
And here's to you and your temper
Yes, I remember what you said last night
And I know that you see what you're doing to me
How to be cool

You could write a book on how to do someone's perfect day
Well I get so confused and frustrated
Forget what I'm trying to say, oh

I'm sick and tired of your reasons
I'm feeling like I don't know you
You tell me that you love me then you call me down
And I need you like the big dentist
But you know you got a good streak
Makes me run for cover when you're around
And here's to you and your temper
Yes, I remember what you said last night
And I know that you see what you're doing to me
How to be cool…

Why…do you have to make me feel big
So you can feel whole inside
Why…do you have to put down my dreams
So you're the only thing on my mind

I'm sick and tired of your attitude
I'm feeling like I don't know you
You tell me that you love me then you call me down
And I need you like the big dentist
But you know you got a good streak
Makes me run for cover when you're around
And here's to you and your temper
Yes, I remember what you said last night
And I know that you see what you're doing to me
How to be cool
Cool, how to be cool

I take a step back, let you go
I told you I'm not a police officer
Now you know

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